The Creative Jerk

Critic of the Creative industy. Including, but not limited to: Graphic & Web Design, Typography, Copywriting, Marketing, Advertising, Television, and Radio.

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@jessicahische Clearly you'll need some frames that say "Family," and "Siblings" and hopefully one that says "Art." (Perhaps fill that last frame with a photo of Art Garfunkel?)

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@RiaWestra Oh no you don't. He's fucking sick. He's been home in bed for the past few days.

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Meet Greg, the boss's teenage son. He just arrived to the office, sat at the desk he uses here, and proceeded to sniffle every 3 minutes. Aren't we supposed to stay home if we're sick? #FuckCovid #CovidIsReal #ThisIsNotADrill #FlattenTheCurve

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Remember Mike? He was just editing a Word document, tried to save it under a new name, and it froze up and didn't save his work. Dude. Use Google Docs, or save under a new name before wasting an hour of editing. Microsoft will fuck you every chance it gets. #FuckMicrosoft

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Meet Mike, my completely self-absorbed coworker. He's not very good at technology, despite being in his 30s. He just took nearly 5 minutes to make 10 photocopies of one letter-sized document. Mike is a moron. Don't be like Mike.

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Coworker not only stealth-vapes in the office, he also burps. He claims he can't help it. No wonder he doesn't get any 2nd dates from his Tinder matches. #DoucheCanoe

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@CreativePMS Still using this account? Or did you forget the password by now?

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Scientifically speaking, thoughts and prayers are about as effective as deer whistles. In other words, not only useless, but a waste of time and resources. #thoughtsandprayers #thoughtsprayers

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@brianjhanson Shhhh. Secret account. 😜

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@brianjhanson Need to talk to you. For real.

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@realDonaldTrump Your speeches are better? You don’t even use complete sentences!

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@realDonaldTrump @TrumpTurnberry “the world’s best” #Grammar #RedPen

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@BurgerKing Breakfast ends at never o’clock at @McDonalds.

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Before you launch a new website, make sure you plan where to redirect traffic that is looking for old pages. 301 redirects are paramount.

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@facebook RT @CreativeJerk: Oh look. More trademark infringement. This time it’s @buffalobills and @WuTangClan.

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Oh look. More trademark infringement. This time it’s @buffalobills and @WuTangClan.

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Here’s some more trademark infringement for you, @BuffaloSabres. This time, with @WuTangClan.

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I wonder if @DCComics or the @BuffaloSabres are aware of this. Is this trademark infringement?

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Please skip “this” when sharing. If you have nothing to add, just share the link. “This” means you agree, which is obvious—you posted it!!

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Have your own design / marketing / creative gripes? DM them, or use #creativejerk and I’ll share them.