Kate Davis

A creative writer.

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@EC2man Yeah, media types don't know better.

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@hardistymark A £30 million roundabout! Is it made of gold? Does it have carnival music?

Oh wait, it's government spending. That means £29.75m for backhanders, £0.25m will go on the actual job.

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@hardistymark It's those mysterious 'rising operating costs', again. I think we need Columbo on this one.

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@hardistymark So... what have they been doing with the money all this time?

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@HMRCcustomers Yes, I eventually got through using that. The adviser couldn't actually help, though, so someone is going to phone me within 5 working days.

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@HMRCcustomers I don't have an hour to sit on the phone on hold. Thanks anyway.

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@HMRCcustomers Aha, found it. Under Payments/credits received, Payment allocation, its status is 'not yet used'.

Which makes zero sense as I've made a request for repayment.

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@HMRCcustomers It does indeed.

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@HMRCcustomers It's not showing anywhere at all, as if the repayment request hadn't been made.

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@HMRCcustomers I've already done that previously. The repayment isn't listed, despite being requested.

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@HMRCcustomers How do I find the status?

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@Keir_Starmer Just fuck off already, you freak.

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@poetjohncompton That's awesome!

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@UKLabour Why does that sound like a threat?

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@RealJarTaylor No essays or exams? So what, exactly, would degrees consist of? Twerking?

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@hardistymark Jaz only seems to value arcade games and popular systems.

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@BettyMcCollum04 Rein. The word is rein.

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@PLAION_UK On the twelfth day of Xmas my true love gave to me... twelve Miner Willies, eleven Sabremen, ten Wally Weeks, nine Dizzy eggs, eight Chuckmen, seven Magic Knights, six Lion-Os, FIVE LENSLOKS, four Jetmen, three KLP-2s, two cassette leads and a Spectrum under the tree 🎁

[Kate Davis @CreativeKateD]

@rvertulo Ignore the troll. It looks great! 👍