Mario's Dad

Creator of Super Mario.
I legally own all your bones.
I have never once played a video game.
VERY leftist

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

I'm going to make everyone forget about Super Mario, and then invent Super Mario.

[Goblin Lifestyle @Mapgazer]

Affirmations for crashing your car:
I can easily crash my car
I can safely crash my car
I can easily and safely crash my car
I can use my vehicle to enter any vehicle that i choose
Any vehicle that i wish will present its side to me

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

@HitFactoryPod Seems pretty clear that he did it for frankly kickass reasons. I hope he gets away with it.

[Eli @rats7]

i have one of these at work and when i get bored i plug it into the outlets

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

@Hierophart Cweacher

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

@MummyMaster420 Crankin hog at Satan to get him to die faster

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

Thinking about how Two Minutes to Midnight was intended as a threatening song, but now we're 90 seconds to midnight, so honestly, the 2 minutes is preferable.

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

Opening a bakery that only sells very wet cakes. (Distressing)

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

I may be doomed to suffer burnout at a desk job every day, but at least I wasn't born Krillin

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

@MummyMaster420 Joe Biden had hysteria till I made him cum from his presidussy.

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

Banned from the Whitehouse for giving the president a hysterical paroxism.

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

@MummyMaster420 Metallica is bad

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

@WidgetsWorkshop Virtual Boy ™ Minus

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

@MummyMaster420 Bro I can't wait for kfc to do a deal on this one

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

Trump is calling for “one day of violence” in America. Nazis did this, too. It was called Kristallnacht.

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

Thirsty ass urinal flushed before I even started to piss.

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

@MummyMaster420 I'm going to shoot myself in the skull forever

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

Nice! Time for the sequel

[NYPD NEWS @NYPDnews]

At 9:03 AM, United Airlines Flight 175 crashed into the southern facade of the World Trade Center's South Tower.

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

@MummyMaster420 Frund

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

@MummyMaster420 I hope the wizard police turn penis inside out

[Mario's Dad @CreatorOfMario]

My gland is swollen with covid milk