Sama Catboy UwU

Fluffy, cute, and gay af!
Pronouns: They/Them! 18+

[Sama Catboy UwU @CreatorSama]

#Walmart #MarketsideSalad

Fun fact: Walmart has been ignoring us about this all year!

I've seen more people with this happening to them on Reddit.

With pictures.

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@Walmart @WalmartInc @walmarthelp Why is there a GRASSHOPPER in my SALAD?!?

WTF kind of quality control IS this?!?

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@CCharmanderK note the subtle racism and toxic masculinity too.

"ethnic swapping" and "androgynous crap" are just shorthand for "i hate how there's diversity in my white power fantasy franchise".

I've stopped liking Superman years ago because those fans made up like 70% for a LONG time.

[Columbia Jewish Federation @jewishcolumbia]

Jews are famous for our sense of humor -- & that's no joke. Today, celebrate an actor/comedian/filmmaker who is one of the funniest members of the tribe & still going strong. Tell us your favorite Mel Brooks movie in the comments!

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@dantheshive hey a new PM Seymour just dropped and you're in it!

https://t.co/Lp1WGhsDWD

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Woo! #PokemonUNITE #NintendoSwitch

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@CCharmanderK of course you did. except that now you have to send me the whole picture >:3

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@KnoticalMenace @EuphoriTori oh hey same!

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@tamsully12 that one Egyptian battle where Ramses 2 and his opponents went to war over a border city and both considered themselves the winner because although Ramses won the fight, he forgot to actually take the city. i wish i could remember it's name.

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@GrassfedChickem @jessiegender "These people shouldn't exist and i made a whole movie about why.... but I'm totally the good guy here, Twitter! Promise! I'm rich, after all!"

What a joke of a tweet.

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@kingtay2087 singular they/them is like 300 years older than singular you.

You still can't tell the difference between your and you're so I'm not surprised you didn't know that. Maybe Google the history of pronouns? that might explain why I'm doing just fine with singular they/them :3

[Sama Catboy UwU @CreatorSama]

My pronouns are they/them.

"What, is there more than one of you?"

If i say yes will you use the correct ones?

Also I've got enough OCs living in my head that I could legally be considered a village.

My pronouns aren't hurting you.

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@Stestreamsutin @redditFFXIV Hey if this is all we have to complain about then we're doing pretty good, I'd say!

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Today on "Reasons I have very little #hopeforhumanity": I was talking about an #egg dish replacement for #cheese because I can't digest milk and, well .....apparently cows lay eggs now.

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@CCharmanderK *Holds up the notoriously hard to get and much beloved Oracle Of Seasons/Ages games that are also in this release bundle*

[Brian Wecht @bwecht]

my 8yo made me in Minecraft and she crushed it

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This gif is my gender

[🎲🐉Roll 4 Initiative🐉🎲 @r4ivlog]

Wait, @matthewmercer… Kaylie studied to be a bard at the College of the White Duke.
Is this a Bowie reference?! 😳
Lol hey, I’m only catching this like 6 years late.

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@dantheshive I haven't read the strip in a while because of life, but I never noticed any of those traits. I also really vibed with most characters. Probably because I'm pretty firmly on the spectrum. Your characters always seemed more like people than mainstream media characters ever did.

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@CCharmanderK @CharMayCry *looks around hoping no one notices that I need a wifi card and have no slot for an internal one*

*whistles innocently as I search for a good one*

[Kevin the Cure Marine Stan @CCharmanderK]

Star Wars with furries

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@CCharmanderK The one where you corner the poop market with living jello and a vacuum cleaner.

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@FristART Either full laughter or Challenge Accepted.

There is no in between.

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@walmarthelp They claim they're forwarding to "specialists" and will contact shortly.

The last time I heard that, nothing happened. And there had been a grasshopper in my salad. Not very high hopes for this one.

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@Walmart Hey, we can't order food because the site says insufficient funds, even though there's plenty of money. Also it won't let us get Walmart+.

Considering other stores. Can you fix this?

[Sama Catboy UwU @CreatorSama]

@walmarthelp Sure, but I will update this thread with the results.