Wall Street Crypto

[Yourtght @aka_lvn]

When the map says "5-minute walk" but you refuse to get your brand new Nikes wet. Commitment level: absolute expert. Btw this badminton training.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Exercising helps with stress

[McGregor News @mcgregormma11]

Even on a rusty old bike, Conor McGregor would still somehow win a MotoGP race. Man’s so fast he treats every sport like it’s his side quest. 🏁🐐

[McGregor News @mcgregormma11]

Conor McGregor just hit a dunk at the NBA Slam Dunk Contest… holding a pug 💀🏀

Judges gave him 11! They just accepted it 😭

@TheNotoriousMMA 🐶🏀🔥

[McGregor News @mcgregormma11]

Conor McGregor being Conor McGregor… crawls onto an NBA court, steals the ball, dunks it, and dips like it’s a normal night 😭🏀🍿

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Why not another Chuck Norris video? 😂

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

🚨 UPDATE: LayerZero says preliminary indicators suggest the $290M KelpDAO exploit was carried out by North Korea's Lazarus Group via a sophisticated RPC poisoning attack.

The protocol confirms zero contagion to any other cross-chain assets or applications.

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

MASSIVE:

Nearly $1,000,000,000 flowed into Spot Bitcoin ETFs this week, the highest in three months.

[Wall Street Crypto @CreatorX1]

Crypto market showing strength again — BTC pushing toward $77K, capital rotating into altcoins, and small caps pumping hard. Feels like early risk-on phase, but still fragile with macro & geopolitics in play. 👀🚀#Crypto #Bitcoin #Altcoins #CryptoMarket #Web3

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

This is MASSIVE for Altcoins.

The altcoin market added $10 billion today and hit a high of $190 billion for the first time in 2.5 months.

$195 billion is the next major resistance, and a breakout above that will start a major relief rally in alts.

[Le Chuck 🐦 @Le_Chuck_81]

Chuck Norris Kills the Hollywood Universe

[GirthyB @GirthyB]

Chuck Norris Magic!🔥👏🤩

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Time to silence the ₿ears. $BTC

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

MASSIVE PUMP:

$1,600,000,000,000 has been added to the US stock at market open.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Chuck Norris is the GOAT in every movie.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Chuck Norris is the main character in every movie.

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

This is absolutely MASSIVE.

Manipulation in the crypto is finally ending.

Ten foreign nationals have been charged by the US Justice Department for manipulating the crypto market.

These ten executives and employees are from four different crypto “market makers”: Gotbit, Vortex, Antier, and Contrarian.

The indictments allege these people conspired to inflate the trading volume and price of tokens and profited through the sale of the cryptocurrencies at inflated prices to unwitting investors. These so-called pump-and-dump schemes caused losses to investors in the United States and elsewhere.

Three of the accused, including two CEOs, were recently arrested and extradited from Singapore to the United States.

To make it simple:
- These guys pump the price with fake volume
- Then trap retail investors at higher prices
- Then dump on them
- Rinse and repeat

These market makers are the reason why crypto has been dumping nonstop for months. They do a crazy amount of paper trading to suppress the price and profit from it.

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

🚨 BIG: Google research shows a future quantum computer could crack Bitcoin's private keys in just 9 mins, 1 min short of Bitcoin's average block time.

The research warns mempool attacks could become a real threat, urging immediate migration to post-quantum cryptography.

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

When Gold peaks, Bitcoin explodes.

If $5,600 was the top for Gold, the next leg up in $BTC will be massive.

[𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇 @pr0ud_americans]

Wow, bro stuck the landing, I'm impressed.😎