La Dame

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[La Dame @CreatrixCass]

What a f*cked up mentality!! Is the military only for the regions they are from? May God help Nigeria!

[The Crusader @Armylucifer001]

You don’t want your people to join the 🇳🇬 Nigerian Army, but you expect soldiers from other tribes to protect your region when insecurity strikes?

You cannot demand protection from a system you constantly discourage your people from contributing to.

The Nigerian Army is not the property of any tribe, it belongs to all Nigerians. 🇳🇬🪖

[Onwa_Nnewi @Kene_Nnewi]

A tribe that is not trusted to be a President of the country should not also be begged to join the military.

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

When you become poor, you don't have to tell people; there will be signs

1. The quality of buildings and furnishings is very poor. Lots of unpainted buildings

2. I have not seen a new car apart from government cars

3. Public transportation is small minibuses or keke, all old, none with AC

4. Zero landscaping, wild grass everywhere

5. Police asking for gifts

6. Zero zoning of public spaces

7. No public Parks, libraries or pools

8. Fall in cars on the road, no one can afford gas

Everything looks like it stopped in 1980

[La Dame @CreatrixCass]

💯🔥

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

White rice with ofeakwu (banga soup) is one of the most delicious food combos ever. It really bangs

[La Dame @CreatrixCass]

LOL. Abort mission, my darling! Abort mission!😎

[Elias kabere 🇰🇪 @kijanaGachagua]

We are now done with South Africans, we attack Nigerians early in the morning

[Dr Hadiza ibrahim @DrHadizaib]

When someone genuinely dislikes you, it’s hard for them to hide it. You can see it in their facial expressions, hear it in their tone, and notice it in the little ways they dismiss or disregard you. Sometimes, the dislike shows itself before they even realize they’re revealing it.

[La Dame @CreatrixCass]

This looks scrumptious 🥰

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The official trailer for Arie and Chuko Esiri’s ‘CLARISSA’ has been released.

Starring Sophie Okonedo, David Oyelowo, India Amarteifio, Ayo Edebiri, Toheeb Jimoh and Nikki Amuka-Bird.

[Courtney ❯❯❯❯ fan acct @DirtySweetStyle]

1) you hid her car keys so she had no ability to leave
2) you took her phone from her
3) you kept her captive for 4 hours while aggressively reminding her she OWED you sex until she did finally just did it so she could be ALLOWED to leave unharmed
4) ...that's rape, kid. Sorry.

[Courtney ❯❯❯❯ fan acct @DirtySweetStyle]

Now feels like a good time to remind everyone of the reddit post in r/LegalAdvice where a young man needed said advice bc he was being "falsely accused" of rape and, after honestly answering their questions about the incident, they had to inform him he did IN FACT commit rape.

[Small Pepper @hyel_adzira]

Chimamanda’s Dad was kidnapped. Yet she kept giving and giving to this Nation.

And then it took her child.

If she says she is done, then she is done. Take your faux patriotism out of my face.

[Jola @Jollz]

So glad we can audit state finances and ask questions. Lagos state 1999 - 2007 up next Abi? Since financial integrity is so important

[MPA🌍 Navigator @favogbuji]

They are coming for EVERYTHING.

It is not Chinese Vs Igbo people.

They control 80% of all your mines , theyve bought(long term lease) over 70% of all waterfronts in lagos.

Mines
Blue economy
Automobile
Finance
Logistics

They are embedding themselves into the nerve centres of sustainability that makes a nation truly independent.

Fools on twitter are laughing and throwing snide remarks at igbo people.

When there are estates in lagos that black indigenous people cannot access.

Restaurants you cant eat in.

A chinese/lebanese/indian boss that abuses(physically , verbally) you and even ur police/lawyers cannot help you.

Leemao !!

[Femi Babafemi @bafem_]

These Chinese “tsunami” go kuku touch everybody in the Nigerian market and across the value chain of the economy.

Make we dey gaslight Igbo traders dey go ooh

[Iconuzor @icons_closet]

My biggest fear for Nigeria is no longer how bad things are.

It is that the Nigerians who have never known anything better are becoming the majority.

They have no memory of what functional looks like. No reference point for what they should expect.

And you cannot demand a standard you don’t even know exists.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Wait...

You mean the 13 months doctors strike in Anambra had nothing to do with salaries or welfare issues...

This is serious.

So, the doctors went on strike because Peter Obi asked them to start accounting for the funding government hospitals received and when they failed, he partnered with churches and the private sector to restore stability in the health sector.

Ambulances and medical equipment were disappearing mysteriously and Obi no gree 😅

This is the same reason they impeached him. They asked him to pad budget, the guy no gree.

Very stubborn politician.

[La Dame @CreatrixCass]

@asemota You gotta love his wit and humour

[Pejuola 🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

Some of you will develop enemies at work without even knowing you created them yourself.

I saw a video of one of the UBA GMAP 2026 graduands who wanted to ask Mr. Tony Elumelu a question and opened with, “Good morning, Tony.”

He immediately corrected her and told her to address him as TOE, Mr. Elumelu or Chairman.

And some of you will still call this “old-fashioned” because you have mistaken basic courtesy for oppression.

Your workplace may practice first-name culture, but please, use your sense. Understand hierarchy and read the room.

Especially when you’re meeting someone for the first time, you don’t need to assume familiarity. “Sir,” “Ma,” or their title will not hurt you.

Not every Western workplace practice needs to be imported blindly.

Being woke won’t save you from the consequences of having poor social awareness.

[La Dame @CreatrixCass]

I have come to understand that a lot of men don't love their mothers; they only love the mulish labour she provided. Why is this nitwit romanticising his mother's suffering?

[Fenerli Dadaş @dadas_fenerli]

@kahincryptocu Eskiden analar 10 kere dere kenarına gider çamaşır yıkar çocuk da bakar evleri de temiz olurdu. Yeni nesile bir şeyler oldu yapamacaksan evlenme kardeşim bu iş kolay değil zaten

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne @ThatPHCBoy]

not going to quote it to further spread it, but this is why many female bosses are very stern cos the disrespect is specific and gendered. how do you think that and then proceed to put it on the internet?

[La Dame @CreatrixCass]

What an insecure , little dickhead!

[Behemoth @ChiefBehemoth_]

Confronted her. We spent about 3 hours arguing. It might be too early to call it, but we’re months away from sleeping with each other. I’ve been here before.