CreatureCrunch

A podcast dedicated to creature features where we then crunch the movie monster into a handy-dandy stat block for D&D 5e.

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Matt: @Danny_Hamsteak
Chris: @thelibrarycee
Stat Block Link: https://t.co/haId1bLyQN

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Due to some unfortunate technical issues, today's episode will be late. We're going to try and get it up as soon as possible.

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Yelling “Zoomer” at Henry Cavill’s Ass #TheOutlastTrials https://t.co/EsG0woyK3P

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Happy Halloween!

We made a Michal Jackson Thriller stat block for #dnd5e on our bonus Halloween episode of the podcast.

This is a thing we did.

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https://t.co/Toqvac2GRo

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Who wants to go into the future and fight in a losing war against monster aliens that are wiping out humanity? It's #TheTomorrowWar! Check out our newest episode linked in the replies!

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Critter Kibbles 51: The Alien 3 (1992) Episode https://t.co/2IP5Da3EDe

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Hey. Don't image search this movie unless you're prepared to see boob monsters. Just saying.

Check out our podcast #CreatureCrunch for the episode!

#CallGirlofCthulhu #ttrpg #DnD

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Oops, forgot to tweet about the public release of last month's Comics Crunch.

Anyway, here's a loud boi. #MarvelComics #ttrpg #DnD

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"We don't need no stinkin' budget to make a fun movie!" - S.S. Wilson, probably. It's #Tremors 2: Aftershocks!

Also, whoopsie, the audio screwed up during the crunch on this one and we didn't bother re-recording it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Nope, pretty sure I had that one right, Google Docs... #ComicsCrunch

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C: I finally got the playlist updated, and it's up to not quite three hours! Enjoy!
https://t.co/0wiWUhqQD8

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Not quite the monster we were looking for, but one we cherish nonetheless. Check out our newest episode! #AMonsterinParis #CreatureCrunch #ttrpg #DnD

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https://t.co/LMbwoi0YD1

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Matt can't take this guy seriously.

Matt can't take this guy at all.

#Marvel #StiltMan #TTRPG #DnD

Also, way to crop the third image, Twitter.

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"How do you melt sand?"

I may have an answer for you. #MonsterHunterMovie #ttrpg #dnd5e

Check out our latest episode wherever you listen to podcasts!

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If Vincent Price and William Castle had their way, people would never stop screaming. #TheTingler #CreatureCrunch #ttrpg #DnD

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Oops! I didn't have time to edit the newest episode. It'll be uploaded as soon as I can manage

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The Lake is the movie with the coolest-looking monster in 2022 that you should absolutely not watch.