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Hello I am just a Fungi in the woods, you should join my mycelium network 🍄

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@jacksfatboner @babyknifespice The one in the rope right looks like the one from your alter egos cowboy Pitt art

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@jacksfatboner Pointed my patented mushroom gaydar™️ in your direction and it imploded

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@abstrakti0ns Have you considered pranking them?

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Cannibal calling you sweetheart gotta be scary I wouldn’t know though

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I just think they should invent a toothpaste that doesn’t turn red when you spit it out

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@jacksfatboner Fit the other one to squeeze the first out obviously

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Isn’t it weird that everyone just accepts that when we put toothpaste into our mouths it’s white but when we spit it out it’s red?

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My hungry ass could not work in a morgue know what I mean?

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Dude your Lynchian Surrealism seems rooted in Jungian Psychology just something to look out for in the future

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Winning the trolley problem by simply employing two trolleys

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@mmmnmmmmmnmmmmm Depends how hard you throw yourself

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Practicing a new form of meditation that consists of throwing myself against the walls of my enclosure

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Congress has issued a statement that they’re going to start assembling The Monolith

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First day on the job as a mushroom in human congress and instantly got accused of scandals

Aw well me muddle through

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@DevotionOath Food

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Dude just get on the tracks the trains soooo far away I just want to test something

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i thrive in the dark and eating me can be enlightening, what am i

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@angelemissary_ Uhhhhhh

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@gregthesorcerer Why is it sitting like humpty dumpty?

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@jacksfatboner And yet it’s always femtanyl as the most listened to