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Breaking break-up news: The fastest way to break up with your girlfriend...

On 15 Dec, #Binance #CZ went on @CNBC to declare his love for #Mazars over the Big 4 auditing firms.

"We are working with the firm to do the audited financials, liabilities etc."

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Daddy's "Special Friend" Is Taking Over My Boardroom

Asia's most dramatic corporate succession battle is unfolding at one of Asia's conglomerates, offering lessons on governance, succession planning, and the complexities of #family-led enterprises.

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@DonalGriffin1 Material losses of banks are usually from "trusted" clients with "long" relationships. Those fundamental risk management measures are eroded with familiarity and by bankers with bigger paychecks than risk managers.

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有人在抖音上发了一张维尼熊的图片，结果账号立即阵亡。

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Fire these 3 bosses...

Let's get the bad news out first.

"In your career, you will meet more bad bosses than good ones."

That's what I shared with a young investment banker when she asked how would she know it is time to quit from her boss.

I rewired…https://t.co/l4GfiLD9uN

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The King of Singapore becomes the Guardian Angel of Singapore....

We were barely out of our teens, bumping into each other in the breezy foyer of Hwa Chong Junior College.

He was from Arts and I Science, the parallel worlds tha…https://t.co/mhkLV874Tj https://t.co/gSdkOVGyWV

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The price of loyalty.....to wrong bosses.

#CreditSuisse staff who had decided to stay on through the bosses that led them backward, will see 1 out of 2 of them being let go.

#UBS is executing exactly the right moves, by cutting d…https://t.co/BG2BY85yMP https://t.co/Uo3G6rVpCN

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Is this "mutiny" the beginning of the end of Russia-#Ukraine #war?

Or the start of a protracted civil war within #Russia?

In any case, the Russian military will be distracted.

Hopefully that will reduce civilian casualties for…https://t.co/vsCRHnF5VO https://t.co/risg1iZQGl

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@Vincent71132572 Excellent observations!

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Hong Kong tycoon trashes Frankfurt, Los Angeles and Singapore for having "no charm".

He further insinuates that certain international cities are "super boring" and "artificial". To him, the high-end hotels and mega airports are…https://t.co/NaYfMrmO6H https://t.co/1hnnFCg1Gh

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Hi Anna, my wife must not know about you ......

You are gorgeous, graduated from #Stanford with IQ 130+ and want to be my friend....

The fact you are not a headhunter on @LinkedIn, and have a stable job as a technical director in a cyber security firm,…https://t.co/cfWtMtnAVX

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What are the personal costs of being bad senior bankers?

Nothing.

All the previous CEOs, senior management teams and directors of Credit Suisse landed on their feet. They got out after accumulating compensations and bonuses that…https://t.co/bBXVrnoFBD https://t.co/sKfVMzZ0NE

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Crashing Landing on Montenegro......

Kwon Do the #Luna bro turned fugitive finally is found in #Montenegro.

Kwon, a South Korean who co-founded #Terraform Labs in Singapore that crashed £$40b of #TerraUSD and Luna cryptocurrenci…https://t.co/ukJ8o4lQue https://t.co/45LjcEGwzv

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The last breath of Credit Suisse......

After years of lurching from one crisis to another, with spiking #CDS spreads and crashing share price, Suisse has finally lost its Credit.

In a shotgun merger urged on by regulators in #Sw…https://t.co/ocEw1b1GSg https://t.co/vzfnLzIGex

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@airspud21 @muddywatersre Or this https://t.co/SBqe9cFaZk

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"The Dirty Dozen" - the Russian edition

In this 1967 movie, Lee Marvin as the unorthodox Major Reisman was given an unusual mission, reluctantly by his superior officers.

The mission was to assassinate German officers on the ev…https://t.co/lfU27usjPk https://t.co/rPX7jO7YJ1

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An earthquake in San Francisco detonated a tsunami in Zurich.

The crisis of confidence brought down 2 US banks for different reasons. Silicon Valley Bank and Silvergate Bank were closed by the regulators with swift and decisive a…https://t.co/bjMUGf1V2t https://t.co/sxFc6Cmb6B

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The 72 hours that vaporised a $210b bank.... The really short version.

8 Mar Wed: Lost money
Silicon Valley Bank filed a 8-K, saying it would need to raise $2.25b. Because it lost money.

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9 Mar Thur: Lost…https://t.co/hqUIFgOJ5z https://t.co/ZrIB6Fg6NO

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Too late too little for Credit Suisse......

#SEC raising concerns on #CS 2019 to 2020 cash flow statements and related controls on Mar 2023 is quite inconsequential to the cash that already flowed OUT........

A day late and a dol…https://t.co/RicpEAEbwd https://t.co/dgDN5xLyPy