TheRealCreecher

I am an old History teacher. I love my family and my job. Life is good for The Real Creecher.

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

@shootsbysamk Three things to avoid when you go to college in the Pacific Northwest. The weather, Sasquatch, and questionable women. I’ll let you make your own judgement on that last one.

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

@RyanSassower Haha. I told you to stay in high school forever

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

My son was attacked while we were hiking today. The suspect fled but I got a picture before he got away. He should be considered legged and dangerous. Please do not freak out if he lands on you shirt like my son did.

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

If you haven’t had a chance to hike Hill Canyon since it reopened I highly recommend it. A hidden local gem.

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

@jakeslyvester Kentucky fried on account of my kin folk in the south. You can take the hillbilly out of the woods but not the woods out of the hillbilly.

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

@jennniferwhoo You can add all that important new information to the invaluable information you learned on AP Euro.

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

@EnglishDahling Haha! I keep waiting for one of those obscure monarchs to pop up that I had to learn for AP Euro. The Great Emu War was actually the final one time.

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

@colin13wong You’ve Bruined your life. I hope you can live with that at your new and amazing future home. Congratulations.

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

@shootsbysamk I feel sorry for the guy who has to monitor my movements. I just sit on my butt all day right now

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

Got my second vaccine shot today. No strange side effects yet.

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

@po4838 Yeah Colin!

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

@RanchoBackstage I prefer the more of asking kids “what’s going on?”

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

I’m feel mostly-whelmed right now. Not quite overwhelmed but hey, the week ain’t over yet. Maybe I’m just being a drama queen.

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

@MsHerskowitz Just think of it this way. Now you can list “Online Emergency Educational Specialist” as a skill.

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

Steps to wash a “heavy” blanket. Step 1-wash the blanket in half full bathtub. Step 2: tear bicep trying the now 300 pound blanket out of bathtub. Step 3-reflect on the magic of physics!!!

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

While I enjoy Shakespeare now and I have finally come to understand that the fish in the Old Man and the Sea is a metaphor, I sure didn’t in 9th grade. Maybe there is some merit to this post.

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

@EvanNTaylor1 He was made to be eaten. It would be rude not to.

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

I’m sitting here grading DBQs and realizing how crappy I have been at teaching these this year. I really miss sitting down with kids and walking them through this. Now I know how Bart felt.

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

@creecherscience @RanchoBackstage @lilcryptid And don’t forget puppet history on YouTube. Nothing quite like puppets and history together.

[TheRealCreecher @CreecherThe]

@LetaMBryan There’s a reason Philip Zimbardo’s nickname is “The Devil”