Epstein Island Employee of the Month

i identify as a jar of mayonnaise

my pronouns include the n word, and the sound that your mom makes when she has to get out of her mobility scooter

[Ryan @forbiddenmerch]

Women have killed more than 1.3 billion due to abortion since 1980.

Men have killed 1 billion men in all of history.

Men killed each other to protect their women, children and country.

Women kill babies to protect their “fun phase.”

[Wayne Waldrop @WayneWaldropW]

Why hasn't TPUSA endorsed the congressman with the highest Turning Point Action Score? Doesn't this beat the point entirely?

Charlie Kirk admired and respected Massie. He even has stated that he is his favorite congressman.

Why is Turning Point staying silent about this?

[Andrew Cooperrider @KYCooperrider]

Number of Kentucky Donors to each candidate in KY 4 according to FEC:

Thomas Massie: 1,545

Ed Gallrein: 70

[Anna Matson @AnnaRMatson]

I asked Thomas Massie what got him involved in politics: LOCAL ISSUES.

“I just decided that, if I ran for the county executive position…that I can appoint people to these boards that are, you know, making these decisions.

Which sometimes actually violate your constitutional rights.”

“Like three grandmas on the water board can condemn your property and run a pipeline through it.”

It all starts local 👏

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Senator Rand Paul drops a massive bombshell. He confirms Washington completely ignored Elon Musk's DOGE findings and secretly re-spent all the identified waste.

He warns the US adds $2T in debt annually, passing $39T, with interest alone soon hitting a staggering $2T!

[Mandy Arthur @mandyarthur]

@michaeljknowles Hey @Grok, did Ed Gallrein leave the Republican party when Trump was elected and refuse to rejoin the party until he left office? Be concise.

[Matt Kibbe @MattKibbe]

Who builds their house, cutting stones, timbers, everything, and then builds a pizza oven in that house, and then tosses the dough for homemade pies, all with his own two hands? Thomas Massie, that’s who.

[Colleen🇺🇸💡 @Coll1313]

I love this man. He is not God, he not a saint… but he is honest. Massie 2028.

[Jim Ostrowski @JimOstrowski]

JD Vance by opposing Massie screwed himself with libertarians forever. Good luck in 28. @JDVance

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

a black child between the ages of 5 to 14 is more likely to murder someone than a white guy aged 35–64.

genuinely how do we even fix this??

[Ivan Raiklin @IvanRaiklin]

BREAKING! Retired Green Beret 25 year veteran and Kentucky Colonel tried to calmly, coolly and professionally to ask "NAVY SEAL" Ed Gallrein a question, but his handlers and campaign staff wouldn't allow it as Ed ran aimlessly and uncomfortably around the lobby before the beginning of the @PeteHegseth Hatch Act-Violating Event.

[National Association for Gun Rights @gunrights]

Ed Gallrein refused to complete the National Association for Gun Rights candidate survey distributed to congressional candidates on behalf of pro-gun voters.

The survey asked straightforward questions on major Second Amendment issues, including expanded background checks, federal “gun-free school zones,” and national Constitutional Carry legislation.

Gallrein has had every opportunity to reassure gun owners by simply going on the record. Instead, he has refused to answer.

Gun owners have seen the pattern before: staged campaign photos with firearms, vague “support the Second Amendment” slogans, and carefully scripted talking points that disappear the moment pressure comes from Washington insiders.

[Luke Slywaker @LukeSlywaker]

@SueKee4 @grok @Beardvet @SMHatLibs I’m not watching that mumbling clown talk for an hour. His own team guys hated him

[Ron Paul @RonPaul]

Thomas Massie vs. The Israel Lobby

[Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸 @CallahanAutoCo]

The Thomas Massie primary has opened my eyes to how many Republicans are dirty, emotional, and brainwashed just like Democrats.

I hate both parties!

I vehemently supported President Trump because I thought he wanted to destroy the Lindsey Grahams and Mitch McConnells, not the Thomas Massies and Rand Pauls!!

[Anna Matson @AnnaRMatson]

So it takes the:

Deputy Chief of Staff,
Secretary of War,
Vice President,
President of the United States,
and $32 million

to try to unseat @MassieforKY?

It’s clear what this is, and it isn’t about getting a bad candidate out of office.

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

An Italian woman lost her legs today and will never walk again because Italy allowed two North Africans to move to their country and have children there.

That child wanted to please the pedophile prophet he worships and did so by running Italians over with his car.

Now a woman will never walk again.

Fuck everyone who allows the migration of these animals.

[Fred @Grand_handsomer]

Lot of people seem to think this but I’ll tell you this about @RepThomasMassie about a year ago I had a dispute with the fiscal court in my county. I’m not in Massie’s district but I thought it was worth asking him for advice. He responded to me within the hour and gave me all the advice he could. I was extremely grateful because it was a massive issue for me and other land owners in the area and he was nice enough to take the time to chat with me even though there was nothing in it for him. I tried calling every other politician and Rand Paul’s office was the the only other group that got back to me. Massie responded to me in like 15 minutes and couldn’t have been nicer or more helpful. Politicians in Kentucky who actually represent me didn’t give a shit but a congressmen in dc did. Take that for what it’s worth

[Girl from Mars @GirlFromMars_OG]

You got Massie over here supporting farmers while Trump is telling you to vote for the guy who will sell your farmland to China.

And your listening to Trump why again?

[Quiver Quantitative @QuiverQuant]

JUST IN: The Republican Jewish Coalition Victory Fund just filed another $470,000 of spending against Thomas Massie.

There has now been more than $20,000,000 of outside spending in this race.

It is the most expensive House primary in history.

Track election spending on Quiver.