Steven Shankford

Former Algebra Teacher and Ladies BBall coach. I know what I like in your wardrobe.

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

@flight93letsrol Still can't figure out how methheads can even CARRY a bus axle. They're that strong? Anyway, I've swallowed twice already.

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

@flight93letsrol Yeah, totally doesn't help me bro. I had to call Dorn to get him to drive up, but methheads stole his short bus' rear axle.

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

As you can tell, my life is awful.

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

I guess public exposure isn't QUITE as universal a call to get that bony white ass in Canada as I thought.

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

Just pulled my dick out to a nice, pot belly twink. he winked, slapped my nuts and ran laughing. Alright, not the best start. #suckForFare

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

But hey, drugged/dumped at gunpoint without ID into another country is the most interest thing that's happened to me in a while. Thanks, son

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

Turns out my body type does well out here in these streets. Ass will sting for a few days. But jokes still on Derry. #druggedInMontreal

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

Drugged and dumped in a different area code is called a Shankford Goodbye. I started the tradition, but my son added "robbed at gunpoint."

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

No one panic, I have contacts out here. I can suck a dick to get bus fare. Wouldn't be the first time.

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

Last time I ever trust my son Derry Serty with birthday plans. #druggedInMontreal

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

Was mugged and drugged. Karma finally caught up. Wallet is gone. My Blackberry is still with me, though. Figures. My life is great.

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

Hi. I woke up this morning in Montreal. What the Fuck am I doing here.

[Wood Harrlsen @WoodHarrlsen]

GAWD BLES AMERICCA YOU FUGGIN #LIBTARDS !!!!

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

@Ray63742655 - Grant MacDonald has your number, Dawg.

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

Listen, it's 2015, I drive a used '97 Camry, I make $22k as a tech for online porn and I haven't had sex in 4 years. Cut me some slack/dick.

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

Your dad is a convenient scapegoat for why you paint your face, dick and asshole like a clown while you go to parks and scope for prime ass.

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

@flight93letsrol @midnight #edibleGeography Pol Potluck

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

At least my bro Dorn can't steal this like the meth lab I tried to make before. You can't steal code when you don't know how to read. #Dorn

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

Also working on OK Methhead, ScrotoBucket, EverScrote, Spotifuck, DickBox (Dropbox for Dicks), Titter, Twatter, and Dickr like I mentioned.

[Steven Shankford @CreedFan2000]

Dickr will have auto dicktection. See a dick and Dickr will know whose dick it is. Never question whose dick that is ever again, DAD. #DICKR