Pleasure Monkey

Hey man, I'd rather be pissed off, than pissed on.

[Pleasure Monkey @CreeepySteve]

I choose to get 💵 I'm stuck to this 🍞

[Joe Buscaglia @JoeBuscaglia]

Things got real with #Bills WR Sammy Watkins today on the state of the team and what they need. Worth a listen by all fans.

[Pleasure Monkey @CreeepySteve]

JUST END ME ALREADY https://t.co/uK8qLbdGTf

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

😔 https://t.co/gugFkUn4oS

[Pleasure Monkey @CreeepySteve]

So did any of y'all cop those $20 Ray Bans I was offering as a belated Christmas present or naw?

[Pleasure Monkey @CreeepySteve]

@_itsJess10 #EyeBilleve

[Pleasure Monkey @CreeepySteve]

@buffalobills *cough cough* https://t.co/RKEkx20nAM

[Harry Kane @HKane]

If there's any @NFL teams looking for a kicker in the future, have a look at my game tonight! 😉 #SOUTOT

[Pleasure Monkey @CreeepySteve]

When you're at a fam dinner and people start sharing stories of shit they got away with as kids and your mom asks "How about you Stephen?"

[Pleasure Monkey @CreeepySteve]

@BrassFacks I respect Phyllis' role in it. Only reason im still watching thus far.

[Pleasure Monkey @CreeepySteve]

@taylorfranzek cmon we are too classy to get drunk in a public restaurant. We got drunk after at home.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Doing my best to disregard the many inflammatory President O statements and roadblocks.Thought it was going to be a smooth transition - NOT!

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

[Drops chicken nugget on floor & it rolls under the fridge]
"OH GREAT. 2016 STRIKES AGAIN"

[Pleasure Monkey @CreeepySteve]

Fuck The OA on Netflix. I've watched 2 episodes and have 0 idea what's going on. Also im drunk and generally don't know what's going on.

[Pleasure Monkey @CreeepySteve]

"By the time I'm 30 I'm going to be fluent in another language" @juliaschuler clock starts now.

[Crying Jordan @CryingJordan]

Rex Ryan's truck... 😂😂😂

[Pleasure Monkey @CreeepySteve]

Me: "Ok I'll go out. But only for one drink."
Me at 4 am:

[Pleasure Monkey @CreeepySteve]

#Rexit https://t.co/5uIDwSxdD7

[Shannon Shepherd @shannshep4]

A fired Rex Ryan pulls out of One Bills Drive. Not easy to slip out in that truck. @news4buffalo

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

A white fallow stag in a forest in Switzerland, 1973. Photograph by James P. Blair.

[Pleasure Monkey @CreeepySteve]

Imagine being born in 2016. Growing up everyone is just going to have nothing but dead cultural icons and Trump associated with you.

[Birdman Zoe🇭🇹 @birdmanzoe]

"Walk on Water " @RickyRacksICU x @gucci1017 💦 💦 💦