Creekside Things

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[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

I just checked who holds the record for most assists in a single UCL season and you won’t believe it’s not Messi 😂😭

[Patrice Evra @Evra]

Old but gold!

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

That’s disrespectful to Viktor Gyökeres.
He wears 14 while Ronaldo wears 7 for a reason…
Because Ronaldo is only half the player Gyökeres is 😭

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

That’s disrespectful to Viktor Gyökeres.
He wears 14 while Ronaldo wears 7 for a reason…
Because Ronaldo is only half the player Gyökeres is.

[wande @blaccmajek]

Gyokeres already has a better legacy at Arsenal than Van Persie.

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

Kevin De Bruyne won the league with City
Martin Ødegaard won it with Arsenal
Dominik Szoboszlai won it with Liverpool

Bruno Fernandes still can’t string 5 matches in a row 🤓🫠

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

If We remove useless goals, Bukayo Saka is actually better than C.Ronaldo.

I’m talking skills, technique, shot power, speed and passing ability.

Don’t get me wrong Ronaldo is a great player, but he didn’t singlehandedly lead a club to a title in over 20 years ❤️😂

#COYG ❤️

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

The similarity 😄

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

JESUUSSSSS. 😭

We all submitted. Waited for the examiner to call us one by one.

Watched him confirm to half the class that they failed.

E reach my turn I saw that wide smile. 😭

Everybody jus dey happy for me.

Today is my happiest day this year.

2morow, we resume kitchen.

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

Only the real ones know the name on the jersey 🫡

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Just a regular day in Brazil

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

Only the real ones know the name on the jersey 🫡

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

Ousmane Dembélé just taken off injured after 25 minutes in PSG’s final league game of the season. He’ll miss the UCL final against Arsenal if it’s serious 🧐

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

2026:2027 Season Prediction;

Mikel Arteta - Arsenal
Xabi Alonso - Chelsea
Michael Carrick - Man United
Enzo Maresca - Man City
Arne Slot - Liverpool

January, fans of 2,3,5 start calling for their coaches to be sacked.

Before MAY, 2,3,5 fans start supporting 4 to stop 1.

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

An Igbo woman moved to the UK through her husband. After a minor argument, she demanded a divorce, forgetting she hadn’t secured her citizenship yet.

When reality hit, she tried to reconcile to avoid being sent back home.

Her ex-husband refused. WATCH 👇🏽

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

Bro probably realized he used money to snatch her from the man she’s sleeping with. Hard lessons.

[UGO 🇬🇧 @heismric]

God is Good! ❤️

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

Chinese astronauts from the Tiangong space station return to Earth. Landed on land instead of water. The space craft had chairs 😯

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

Open ai is losing billions cause of this guy!

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

Open ai is losing billions cause of this guy!

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

One thing about Seyi Tinubu is that he doesn’t go down alone. If you’ve ever taken money from him, you can’t hide, at least not for long 😂

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

What a beautiful apolitical flyer.

Congratulations to Seyi Tinubu on the success of his annual summit. 🤭

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

“There must be a primary election in the ADC. I don't agree with consensus candidate. I’m the best candidate because I am younger than Atiku, Peter Obi and others”

- Rotimi Amaechi

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

Geh Geh go help your sister!!! @official_Gegeh

[Creekside Things @CreeksideThings]

If Peter Obi's wealth is tied to just one business, the way this government of Tinubu h4tes him, even if the company is employing 2million Nigerians, by now it would have been crumbled. They would have destroy the company, even if it means rendering 2,000,000 Nigerians unemployed