Tales From the Creep

everything I post here is complete fiction. or is it? 🤔

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

You must not know the same girls I know 😂

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

I dropped a glass and she came running with the broom. #Latina girls🥰

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

@leeaguinaga Wish my GFs who practically live here would clean 🙄

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

@_leahrae Looks fattening

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

@1kemakior Actually? Yes. And quite recently

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

When she doesn't know diff between Joker and Riddler 🤷‍♂️

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

@_leahrae Hive is a distributed, fault-tolerant data warehouse system

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

All I wanna do is Molly fuck n chill 😎

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

My Tinder feed look like a Section 8 waiting list 🤮

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

@ItsMe_SP_ @JJorrey There is zero historical human evidence to suggest that loyalty without marriage and children will ever be a thing. Most of us live in our delusion that we can have personal freedom and loyalty simultaneously

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

2nd time I had to fuck a girl who couldn't be topless because of breast implant surgery recovery (.)(.)

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

Last week I fucked a stripper in my pool in front of my ex-wife and she didn't even care. Guessing she moved on 🤣

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

@haileaamanda Behind every strong independent woman is men who have failed her

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

@haileaamanda https://t.co/R9Mdanzkrh

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

@jgloyd This is creating a bizarro world in which retailers will need to raise prices in high crime areas and lower in the suburbs. Thereby perpetuating the poverty cycle

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

Why am I so attracted to trouble?

[mugshawtys @mugshawtys]

engaging in organized crime, trafficking fentanyl, and 2nd degree manslaughter

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

ladies 35+ are like used minivans - a few kids been inside, been in a few wrecks, high mileage, easy to handle, safe, trunk can fit anything, affordable.

ladies under 25 are like sports cars - expensive, hard to handle, uses too much gas, break down often, expensive maintenance.

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

@tatumsoileau It's quite simple. Boy intentions are to sleep with you to up their body count. Men intentions are to sleep with you and then decide if they want to court you for a relationship and marriage.

[Tales From the Creep @CreepinForever]

I never buy coke. But I always find baggies of it in my car and house. Must be the female company I keep?