Creepypasta Garage Sale

I run the Garage Sale where people get their haunted Nintendo games. Not Licensed or endorsed by Nintendo of America. No refunds. All Will Go to a Happy Home.

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Selling Prima Official Strategy guide bound by human flesh and inked in blood

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this is it luigi

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btw you totally can just turn the games off. All the stuff about evil forces making you keep playing is just a bit the demons do sometimes. You guys know that right

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donkey kong 94 cart where all the highscores belong to BOO 👻

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okay. now enter your name on the high score screen. no no, your TRUE name. what do you mean it's longer than 3 letters

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Y'know the Tails Doll is actually a super chill guy once you get to know him. Literally been my best friend for years. Stay the fuck away from Game Gear Silver Sonic tho he's fucked.

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all my bens, drowned

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IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

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For Sale: Personalized Copy of Super Mario 64, Never Played

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THE PACMAN CARTRIDGE IS MAD

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drownign in that pussy like ben. is that anything

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okay okay you don't have to hold my hand for the séance. please stop crying. this is supposed to be fun.

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It takes a dexterous hand to please another woman, whcihc is why i play binding of isaac for 13 hours a day with a nintendo 64 controller.

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please ignore the sharpie reading ‘iggy’s killing balls

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I am told of a spam bot problem on twitter but all i see is hundreds of single women in my area that just need a shoulder to lean on while they try to get their instagram account back.
I love you too miss openai policy...

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damaged copy of bionicle mask of light tie in game. bu/t when you think about it.. we are the ones truly wearing a mask..

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TO ALL OF THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN MY DMS: yes, the game you bought frmo me is haunted, but also I am huanted by your beautiful eyes. <3

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anyone can play tetris so good they crash it but how about , fortnite

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super ghouls and ghosts but looking at this guy makes you a skeleton in real life

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currently restocking evil wayne’s
world for the super nintendo (indistinguishable from its non-evil counterpart)

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DUE TO SUPPLY ISSUES if you try to order haunted games this close to christmas, i can no longer guarantee malevolent ghosts, but they will at least be mildly perturbed.