Andrew Crema Quotes

Words of wisdom from the wise Andrew Crema (actual quotes)

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

do not fuck wit me i'm a thot

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Christopher Nathan Barrett

[MAJOR LAZER @MAJORLAZER]

HANS ZIMMER
COACHELLA 2017
GLADIATOR THEME

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"If I'm full should I not eat?"

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My lungs are filled with pizza

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"I do have fingery toes"- watching toenail fungus ad

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"If I met someone like me I don't think I would like them very much" - Crems deep thought

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"I'm in love with the ass hole" said while singing along to i'm in love with the CoCo

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Do you know what I pulled you over for?
Texting and smoking pot?
Speeding...
Yeah yeah yeah that's what I meant

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"I wouldn't mind getting roofied, as long as I woke up at a feast" -Andrew Crema #yummyfoods

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"Woah dude, have you ever realised how big your head is?"

[Brendan Bieker @bbieks11]

Spoiler Alert: your star alliance instagram post won't get you free tickets.

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"Boom clap the sound of the Crems"- Andrew singing Boom Clap #quotesareback

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Absence makes the heart grow fonder, ohhhhh kill em - Andrew Crema

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"God damn.. at least I'm not as fat as Terio"
-Andrew Crema 2/21/14

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2 double doubles later,
"Wheel me to the hospital boys, I need a C-section"

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"My shit smells like fandango ya bish"- 11/21/13 10:52

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"November is no shower November for me"- 03:27 11/12/13

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"If you don't wanna hang out with us Andrew go back to reddit!" -alex

"At lease reddit doesn't yell at me..." - Andrew (01:17 10/11/2013)

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Brendan- "Andrew are you gunna brush your teeth?"
Andrew- "I don't own any teeth." (2:44 10/11/2013)