Nèg Enbesil

Ayisyen 🇭🇹 (Tweets do not express the views of my Employer.)

[Nèg Enbesil @CremasPapi_]

Pulled over at 5am in the middle of Manhattan to take these pics man Lmfaoo I love you brother ❤️🤞🏾

[Robin @solarise_webdev]

@allie__voss “No one even knows you exist”
*The people who don’t know you exist*

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

I’m constantly telling myself “No one notices the small weird things I do!!!” and then I come on this website full of people doing exactly that

[Kenny BooYah! 🖖🏾 @KwikWarren]

We need more white pastors/priests to preach this painful, yet honest message. Amen.

[Zorza Polarna @cortementi773]

Nie chcę ci psuć humoru, ale ta rzecz jest najbardziej adekwatna historycznie w tym filmie

[ESPN @espn]

Naomi Osaka defeats the world No. 1 Aryna Sabalenka to advance to the quarterfinals‼️

[Kraut @The_Davos_Man]

I think pigs will learn to fly before anyone in Congo cheers for Belgium.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Called 42 year old man a teenager for two stepping to one of this biggest songs from 2006 😭

[JPD🐻⬇️ @BeardownMF]

It didn’t rain on Juneteenth

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

This was always the end goal

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

I hate the nose blindness that occurs w perfume. I’m tired of everybody telling me I smell good but I can’t smell it. I don’t buy this shit for yall. now what’s the solution?!

[Joe @electionsjoe]

This may be the funniest image of the entire Trump administration.

[Sam 🐐☘️ @S_Scott019]

He barely has any color as an adult so as a kid he was probably even lighter. That means whoever called him the hard R was just outrageously racist. Good lord

[Des @dandysm0tt]

You guys have got to let go of this idea that any criticism of Taylor swift is misogynistic

[notursavior @NotUrSavior03]

Using “First Week” for an album that’s been out for three fucking decades💀💀💀

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Ambidextrous

[kamo 🇿🇦 @kamogelx]

Plan A:

- Get married by 26
- House by 28
- Kids by 30

Plan B:

- Become the cool uncle ✅

[TJ @xBitcoin_Teej]

$50k can buy a new car, $50k can clear student loans for some, $50k can be a down payment on a home. It absolutely is life changing money.

[🧊🇪🇨🇵🇹🇨🇮🇸🇳🇨🇻🇭🇷~ @d_ftbl]

Just pick Haiti bro

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

They’re too lenient. Big Brother wouldn’t tell the houseguests if World War III broke out.

[tommy @tommyfication]

when the iphone battery explodes and destroys everything else in the time capsule