Chaotic Christelle

Please calm down.🧘🏽‍♀️Please educate yourself because I am. 📚📊Do not poke the beast then cry when you get handled🦁♌️😘

[Chaotic Christelle @CreoleChaotic]

@tedcruz Umm our Texas grids idiot?!?!?

[Chaotic Christelle @CreoleChaotic]

Damn homie

[Drunk Dividends 🥂 Small Biz & Finance @DrunkDividends]

I HATE YOU ELON MUSK I HATE YOU SPACEX I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOO I HATE
EVERYONE SAID IT WAS GOING TO THE MOON SO I PUT 18K INTO CALLS
THAT WAS MY LIFE SAVINGS AND THE MONEY I WAS GOING TO USE FOR COLLEGE I DONT KNOW WHATCTO DO ANYMORE

[Chaotic Christelle @CreoleChaotic]

@LoufactsIGB They not like us.

[Chaotic Christelle @CreoleChaotic]

@LoufactsIGB Travesty of justice smdh

[Lou Facts @LoufactsIGB]

The judge, jury, prosecutor, and even Karmelo Anthony’s defense attorney were all paid off and conspired against Karmelo Anthony. The students who recorded the incident who testified also deleted the video, making the case even more difficult for the defense. This will be found out to be true eventually, which is serious constitutional concerns, and Karmelo Anthony should be released.

[Chaotic Christelle @CreoleChaotic]

@LoufactsIGB We know why smh

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

@HunterBiden It’s worse than that… wayyyy worse.

[Chaotic Christelle @CreoleChaotic]

Lmaooo get in that ass Hunter!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Chaotic Christelle @CreoleChaotic]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

oh my goodness -- Ted Lieu played Rubio a video of Trump sleeping while Rubio tried to talk to him during a cabinet meeting. Then this exchange happened:

RUBIO: I've never seen him fall asleep

LIEU: I'm gonna show you a video that shows you just lied to Congress

*plays another video of Trump sleeping by Rubio*

[Chaotic Christelle @CreoleChaotic]

Stfu

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Exactly

[Chaotic Christelle @CreoleChaotic]

@GregAbbott_TX Ugh fix the grids weirdo

[Chaotic Christelle @CreoleChaotic]

She’s in the sunken place

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Standing in the middle of 2 legends.

Wishing you a VERY Happy Birthday 🎉 @SecRubio

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Donald Trump paying a $200 fine after making $17 billion day trading

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Allow me to be the first to congratulate the MAGA morons, who spent years howling about the $1.7B that Obama returned to Iran.

Your 4D chess master is handing Iran $300B, to open the Strait of Hormuz, that Obama kept open for free.

Brilliant!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

TOMORROW: Trump Accounts, on your phone. 💰

Manage everything. Watch the growth. All in ONE place.

[Chaotic Christelle @CreoleChaotic]

@tedcruz Do you ever worry about Texas?!?

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 JUST IN — Thomas Massie concedes the race:

“I would've come out sooner, but I had to call my opponent and concede.”

“And it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv.”

That line is going to detonate across Washington.

Massie just turned his concession speech into a missile aimed directly at the flood of outside money and foreign policy influence that consumed this race.

The most expensive House primary in U.S. history ends with one final message:

This wasn’t just Kentucky voting.

This was the political establishment making an example out of someone who refused to fall in line.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The US 30Y Note Yield rises to 5.18%, its highest level since July 2007.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump has endorsed Ken Paxton for US Senate in Texas.

Paxton was impeached by his own party for bribery and corruption, said the Uvalde school shooting was God’s plan, and gave a child sex abuser only a 60-day jail sentence.

[Chaotic Christelle @CreoleChaotic]

Oh ya’ll big mad 🙃

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is literally because he put a black woman in a movie