Dylan Cress

Tomball, TX —TLU Alumni — 3rd Grade 100m dash Champion

[Dylan Cress @CressDylan]

“Excuse me while I kiss the sky”
#DEADROCKS IV🙏🏼🥵

[Daniel Meyer @TheAstrosLocker]

Locker room speech from @lmccullers43 (language)

[jackson @foreverstros]

the greatest pimp job in mlb history????

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

YORDAN ALVAREZ WALKOFF MISSLE

WELCOME TO OCTOBER BASEBALL @Starting9

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Oakland Announced That Former Substitute Teacher, Valet Parker, Home Depot Worker, Bartender, And 20th Round Pick, Adam Oller Has Made The A's Opening Day Roster. https://t.co/ZvWO1LQYaL.

[Dylan Cress @CressDylan]

#NewProfilePic

[Dylan Cress @CressDylan]

@Luke_Lion14

[Dylan Cress @CressDylan]

@Luke_Lion14 Me. Never had a doubt! 😤

[Dylan Cress @CressDylan]

Game 7

[Dylan Cress @CressDylan]

Bandon Dunes next summer? 🧐

[Dylan Cress @CressDylan]

Anytime I hear someone say “oh okay” my mind automatically transitions to Gunna and Young Thug

[Dylan Cress @CressDylan]

https://t.co/bYrZRsTw5O

[Dylan Cress @CressDylan]

Man, tell your fucking family you love them.

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Laura Ingraham to LeBron and KD: “Shut up and dribble!”

To Drew Brees: “He’s allowed to have an opinion.” 🧐

[Dylan Cress @CressDylan]

Not catholic but I had to have a talk with the priest 🙏🏼

[Dylan Cress @CressDylan]

Deshaun next year