MsDick(not real)

The first thing you must remember is this; Do not call me Commissioner Dick. Ever. Nay Scotland Yard. Possibly a parody.

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

Dongle and mouse lost at The Conference of the International Police Orchestras. Oh diddly.

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

Tea and cupcakes. Rather angelic. In @CostaCoffee

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

#IWD

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

In a strategic meeting at New Scotland yard and there are no krispy kremes. Now, that is a big fail.

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

No comment. https://t.co/VWMiSEQihv

[Marco Ocram @Marco_J_Ocram]

@metpoliceuk @metopera @cressidadick Now look at the trouble you've caused...

https://t.co/3o6VRUzAT0

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

@lanofzs excuse me

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

It's a new day, a new dawn. Here at New Scotland Yard.

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

Together we can build a safer London. Please don't use "any" hand held electronic device while driving or you might lose your license.

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

I am not the Commissioner and someone thought it fit in getting the account suspended. Staff officers have too much time on their hands.

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

@Peter_Kirkham @kenworthy39 Am I in trouble?

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

Define parody? https://t.co/mA1ylWFBkA

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

Is he taking the piss? https://t.co/13iG5jhxMM

[Vinod Pande @vinodbpande]

@CressidaDick is appointed the 1st female Met police commissioner in London. Bravo for the sir-name. Told you Brits have a sense of humour.

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

@Alanw47 girl power baby.

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

Scrambled egg, toast, white tea, one sugar. Oh, and three weetabix before my daily briefing with the command team.

[Ann Barnes @AnnBarnesKent]

Congratulations to @metpoliceuk on their new Commissioner @CressidaDick . Great role model, professional officer.

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

@LeanneGBella ehem

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

"Cressida Dick is the first female Commissioner of the Met Police and will be a brilliant beacon for women within and beyond this force."

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

@SamAmbreen_ if you want to change things then do it properly.

[MsDick(not real) @CressidaDick]

@SamAmbreen_ that's not fair.