Crewe Truths

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0% of people who have a drunken one night stand at Nakatcha's go on to live happily ever after with their companion

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Before lighting a bonfire in Crewe remember to check underneath for people trying to steal the wood

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To those of you who live in Winsford, it is worth mentioning that setting fire to a shop is not called a bonfire - it's called arson

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If you are disappointed with your grades on results day, remember that in Crewe you are never more than 30 seconds away from a Bargain Booze

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100% of people who say they have no regrets after a night out have nothing but regrets

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#LateNightLove | @CreweTruths https://t.co/H8C3oh1hJH #CreweTruths #Crewe #Cheshire

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When she says she has a free house #crewetruths

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The Miss World competition has been won by someone from Alsager for the past 30 years

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I thought it would have been more... #Crewe #Cheshire

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Angelina Jolie is the Chronicle's Crewe Alex reporter

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#Elevenses | @CreweTruths https://t.co/5Hqt8pUvsU #DrinkUp #CreweFacts

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When you realise 2017 is nearly at an end and you're still trapped in Crewe

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95% of Macclesfield residents will only drink orange juice on a night out

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Everyone who goes to the Nando's in Crewe does so because they love the food, not because they think it will give them Instagram likes

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They are grown in aPOTments #gardening #montythedon #crewe

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@pymm_j Yes. It now runs off coal

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Another #RNRTruth https://t.co/HGRE0fD0qc

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Everyone in Cheshire knows someone who's breath always reeks of coffee

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#StoryoftheTruths | @CreweTruths https://t.co/NLCJ7USFe7 #Alsager #Cheshire

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The Beatles first recorded 'Help!' when travelling on a train towards Alsager.

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Yesterday a customer at the Sandbach McDonald's was horrified when he was served chips that were cooked and didn't taste like salted string

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Exclusively people from #Congleton #CreweTruths

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EXCLUSIVE: Jeremy Clarkson caught filming in Winsford

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#StoryoftheTruths | @CreweTruths https://t.co/tkN5IEhsVA #Cheshire #Signal1

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Adrenaline is that thing rushing through your body when you wonder what exciting new song Signal 1 are going to play next