hey you. maybe you’re struggling right now. with your heart or your headspace. and yes, it’s exhausting and it’s lonely some days. and i just want to remind you that you’re beautiful. you got this. and if you needed someone to simply ask if you’re okay, this is me doing so.
How to be a cat:
- demand food
- take a nap
- what is that? knock it over
- take another nap
- poop in box, bury your shit
- find sunny spot
- give yourself a bath
- take another nap
- demand more food
- puke on rug
- that thing again? knock it over
- run around like crazy
The people that don't give the courtesy wave when you let them into traffic are probably also the same people that don't say thank you when you hold the door for them and probably leave shitty tips and are probably rude to cashiers and kick puppies and OMG THEY MUST BE STOPPED
Emojis explained:
🤣 = fuckin hilarious
🙄 = for fucks sake
💀 = fuckin dead
😳 = what the fuck?
🤪 = goofy fucker
😫 = fuck my life
🤬 = mad as fuck
😭 = so fuckin sad
🤷♀️ = I don't fuckin know
🙋♀️ = this fucker right here
🙌 = fuck yeah
👍= yeah okay, go fuck yourself