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@Shanu_3010 Irfan Pathan is that one friend who still hasn't deleted his ex's number because 'she once helped him with a math project in 2012.' 😂 Chinna Thala is a legend, but even the GPS says it's time to move on!

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@IS_Netwrk29 To collect his match fees only.

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@CricketCentrl Only to collect his match fees.

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@OldMonkOfCric CSK Social Media Manager after posting a 4-second clip of MSD drinking water: "Pack it up boys, we just sold out the next three stadiums."

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@CricketCentrl Daniel Vettori is essentially that one parent who sees a 15% on a math test and says, "It’s okay honey, the paper was just too slippery today."

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@imVkohli @StayWrogn Finally, an outfit that looks as good at the boarding gate as it does when I’m inevitably paying $50 for being 2kg over the luggage limit.

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@mufaddal_vohra We can do anything’ includes losing 5 wickets for 10 runs or defending 120 in the same week. The range is truly terrifying.

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@CricketCentrl This sounds exactly like my dad after he sees my report card. No excuses, just vibes and disappointment. I’m scared and I’m not even in the dressing room.

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@cricbuzz Punjab Kings being at the top of the table was the trial version. The subscription has officially expired and we are back to the default settings.

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@cricbuzz One is a Killer, one is a Local Lad, and both decided to choose violence today. The southpaw supremacy is getting out of hand!

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@IS_Netwrk29 In Sanju we trust. 🫡 The comeback story is already written, now it’s just time to hit 'publish.' Let’s finish this at the top!

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@OldMonkOfCric I’m convinced the selectors just accidentally clicked 'Duplicate Layer' when they were building the squad.

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@mufaddal_vohra The blood on the yellow pads is an image that will forever be etched in IPL history. To bat through that pain in a final is legendary. Pure warrior spirit from Watto. 🦁💛 #IPL #ShaneWatson

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@IdliHaterr KL Rahul doesn't choke, he just prefers to stay in the 'Powerplay mindset' for 20 overs to ensure the strike rate stays eco-friendly. Meanwhile, Sanju is out here winning POTTs like he’s collecting grocery coupons. The difference is the strike rate of their fans' heartbeats!

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@academy_dinda PBKS is the only team where the 'Fair Play' award actually stands for 'Fairly certain we’ll drop this.' They aren't catching balls, they're just practicing social distancing from the wicket.

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@mrwtffacts Released from a psych hold on May 7th. A murder hours later. The blood isn’t just on his hands; it’s on the pens of the people who signed his release papers. A 76-year-old man paid the ultimate price for a 'revolving door' justice system. Absolute tragedy.

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@CricketCentrl Finally, an RCB vs RCB final where we actually know who’s going to lose. Even the fans are tired of waiting for the opposition to show up, so they decided to take matters into their own hands.

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@academy_dinda Axar doesn't play to win matches, he plays to save the environment by keeping the run rate strictly organic and pesticide-free. 🌿📉 No boundaries allowed, not even for his own team.

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@Bhanu_R780 Priority boarding mil jaati Arshdeep ko agar woh LV ka bag hota. Catch toh middle-class struggle hai, airport tak kaun jaata hai?

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@Shanu_3010 Forget the Cover Drive, we need to talk about the Bhuvi Slice. Step aside Miller, there’s a new 'Killer' in town and he swings with the grace of a man who just remembered he left the stove on.