Cricket

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I'll teach you to put me on a diet. Yes I will lick you at every given opportunity until you restore my meals to their usual size.

[Cricket @Cricket_Cat]

@awrd you don't need to make the trip, here's a picture: http://tinyurl.com/yben7d5

[Cricket @Cricket_Cat]

I'm insecure, i was taken from my mother too young. I don't like it when they go out at night. So when they get home i get crazy and attack.

[Cricket @Cricket_Cat]

tried to show @thatrubycat who's in charge but @dellvink got mad at me after I made fur fly. I'm really the boss no matter what they say.

[Cricket @Cricket_Cat]

@lalalian hard to tell which way it is going because it seemed to be going the opposite way before.

[Cricket @Cricket_Cat]

You know the tender bit on the back of a human's foot? It's fantastic fun to bite when they're in bed, and they make a delightful squeal.

[Cricket @Cricket_Cat]

It's all random but I like to keep them on their toes.

[Cricket @Cricket_Cat]

The exception to the hand rule is when they are sitting on their litter box. Then I will sit on their lap and expect to be patted by hand.

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But pats with the hands are limited to three strokes, then I will bite. The hand must never touch the stomach.

[Cricket @Cricket_Cat]

I have several specific yet seemingly random rules for my hoomans. They can pat me with the foot for as long as they like, even the stomach

[Cricket @Cricket_Cat]

It's that time of night when I like to randomly chew on a human's toe to remind them it's only 6 hours till breakfast.

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So last night, I went crazy running around the flat, I bit the tall one's leg and then threw up on the carpet. A good night all round.