CriggyBarBar

Ordinary man, Extraordinary lover. Enormous liar.

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@fesshole Hey, mine might not be very long, but it’s fucking thin!!!

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@JohnLewisRetail What has happened to your company? Your customer service is absolutely dreadful. It’s worse than anything I’ve experienced. You have as of this point lost my business. #ValentinesDay

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@ThePollitt To most you have a dream job. Reality is often different. Get help, it’s not a cop out. Get a diagnosis from a psychiatrist and get that dealt with with meds, psychological intervention or commonly both. Don’t go it alone as you won’t find the root cause and it will bite back. xx

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@Mr_Bingo @StevensonFrames We went for a much simpler option.

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@CaravanLarry First one was better in my opinion. More story telling and less glam and glitz. Both good though.

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@fesshole How to tell everyone you’re a fucking psychopath without saying that you’re a psychopath!

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@Hayden1974 Spangles and Texan bars.

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@Baddiel No you won’t. Ask Kathy Burke. She put “piss blossom” teas in to Room 101 and rightly so!

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@Cobratate Congratulations, you’ve just got to the top of the worlds biggest cunt list. You must be so proud.

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So the next “prove I’m a total c*nt” has landed. #primedrink to wash down all the #binnleymegachippy chips it seems.

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@Mr_Bingo When you get back from fucking off would you do me one please? Would be perfect.

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@Mr_Bingo Seriously, just fuck off now. It’s the longest “I’m going to fuck off now” i’ve ever known. Just fuck off.

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@TalkTV Oh look how individual she is. She’s so individual, she looks exactly the same as all the other individual people.

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@rickygervais Don’t you care about the kids in the Sudan?

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@darrengrimes Love the slap head who has just dragged one out the way, just about to grab another who shouts “don’t touch me” to someone trying to stop him. I might protest about the ignorance of irony.

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@SundayBrunchC4 Brief interest, then the window won.

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@Mr_Bingo This is an extreme response to not wanting to do my commission.

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@CaravanLarry Similar to what “accidentally” happened at the Bucky Lion then!?

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@buitengebieden Should be a footballer!

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@deathtospinach For clarity, is the “Full Intercourse” section cumulative? IE If I go for option 3, do I automatically get 1 and 2 thrown in? Or to get all three would I have to pay all 3 option prices? I say I, I obviously mean Oladayo.