Cat Turner

small town public defender by day. rock star cat mom by night.

[Shannon Locke @ElLockeLawGroup]

Imagining a world where judges hand out consequences to prosecutors for day of trial disclosure, failing to turn over Brady material, and interviewing witnesses without recording or taking accurate notes. And it's beautiful.

[Cat Turner @CrimDefenseCat]

@sober_socialist Thank you for this public service. I’m a Teamster and didn’t know about the jacket. Was wondering why I couldn’t get a girlfriend.

[Cat Turner @CrimDefenseCat]

@CheyCab Midway Super Target did not have one bag of cat litter on its shelves last Sunday. What cat litter crisis happened, Target?

[Cat Turner @CrimDefenseCat]

@artemis_nieves What happens if you just move it?

[Sean Silverman: Silverman Bar Exam & LSAT Tutoring @BarExamTutor]

"or they are lawyers." just had to end with that, ha.

[Dimitry Yakoushkin @decadimitry]

Really looking forward to everyone returning from Burning Man like "wow living in a tent sucks and all my shit is muddy, oh well, back to begging the courts to let us sweep the homeless."

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

If your lawyer responds with “living the dream” to “how are you,” they are tired and sick of being a lawyer

[Allison Widder (she/her) @elhijodealli7]

My favorite (heavy sarcasm) part of the criminal legal system is how prosecutors aren’t even expected to say sorry when they ask the court to lock someone up for months then dismiss the case once they actually look into it

[Cat Turner @CrimDefenseCat]

@KSTP Only at the north doors. Foolproof plan.

[bravenew1 @bravenew1]

https://t.co/xIZKBPphMz What the story doesn't tell you is he also robbed Super Americas at gunpoint in Minneapolis during roll call. He knew that no cops would respond. MPD late show is nothing new. Their response has been inadequate for decades.

[Cat Turner @CrimDefenseCat]

@WIRED At no point did this woman work more than 40 hours a week. She just gave 50% effort to two easy FT remote jobs and collected 2 paychecks. Good for her.

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

@della_morte_ @Hasan_JF Yes, the world is better with more unions and less genocidal empires, actually

[Cat Turner @CrimDefenseCat]

@Partray @WCCO Stranger danger

[Cat Turner @CrimDefenseCat]

@nytimes This is how we get tomato flu

[Cat Turner @CrimDefenseCat]

@NPR NASA has to justify its existence after this last season of For All Mankind. Mars or bust!

[Tgage @tgagemurphy]

@cmclymer

[Cat Turner @CrimDefenseCat]

@nomoreevictions So Mohela doesn’t hate just me?