Detective Michael

I am a moderate liberal conservative. In other words, I believe only in shit that makes sense.

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Are social media platforms exempt from first ammendment considerations? Historically written words, novels, nonfiction are rarely if ever censored.
Has the line of parody, satire, comedy, adult discussion and debate become so blurred to a point beyond political correctness?

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Yo @Fender you make 90 different #stratocaster versions in 9 different countries at 900 different prices. Please make a STRATOCASTER!
I bought a G&L in 1981 because Strats sucked in 1981. I sold it in 2021 and bought a #strat. Mistake!

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Green Bay sucks.
#ChicagoCubs vs #ChicagoWhiteSox

See? We can all get along!
@Cubs @whitesox @ChicagoBears
But why did the sox wear Bulls yesterday?

The Cubs need BEAR uniforms!

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Laz Diaz looks like he has osteoarthritis. 😥
I know from experience.
Ouch! #MLB

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Really @kroger ??? Specifically @MySmithsGrocery - today is 14 May 26, the expiration date/use by is 02 Sep 26.

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

So apparently @BankofAmerica - @MerrillLynch is only accepting MINNIMUM monthly credit card payments (from Merril accounts) with option to pay more. Sounds to me like they're attempting to suck interest from your soul! GREED!

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

This @MaunaLoaMacNut jar is impossible to penetrate.
Safety overkill!
😪

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Did @Margaritaville really ban a couple for posting a TikTok video of their raggedy ass cruise ship? Their restaurants were nice when I went over 10 years ago, but I ain't sailing on their ships. Won't do their hotel/resorts either. Breaking all my Jimmy Buffett albums too!

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

CALEB WILLIAMS HAS THE GREATEST VIDEO COMPILATION OF INCOMPLETIONS WE HAVE EVER SEEN.

NOT NORMAL 😱😱😱 https://t.co/cVLrdQNseH

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Purchased a product from @SweetwaterSound via @amazon
Didn't get any "sweets!"🍭🍬🍫
😢
That oughtta learn me. 😂

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Don't watch Avanti, starring Jack Lemmon on @PrimeVideo near your @AmazonAlexa device. Apparently some Italian word sounds like the Wake word ECHO!

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Is it just me, or did @amazon just screw up #AmazonEcho, @AmazonAlexa and all related devices and services? Nothing works properly anymore. (Not that it ever did) And those new voices SUCK! (Especially Female #1) Amazon must be bored as fuck!

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The Steelers need Caleb Williams right about now.

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

@ChicagoBears coach Ben should study film on Matt Nagy. Study the way he did not have a clue of what to call in critical situations. He was lost. Coach Johnson is better than Nagy. If you're lost, run between the tackles. Survive for another possession.

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

@PrincessCruises could you please have someone turn up the volume of the NFL game in Club 6. Royal Princess.
😂😂😂😂
Thanks in advance.

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

@colts defense let Rivers down. Great game Ole man river..

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

@Bijan5Robinson People are so soft and sensitive. Comedians can't even use them in jokes. My god, it's your truth. Your game. We called it something else that today would offend dead people.

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

@sickpodadamrank @adamrank Accuracy! 🏈

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

What is the draw for Tom Brady on @NFLonFOX
What makes him better than Daryl Johnston or Greg Olsen? My god, Brady is AWFUL! Helluva quarterback though...

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

@MariaTaylor is my new hero! ~Aaron Rodgers has a red nose so the Steelers bring in Rudolph ~ 🤣🤣🤣