Detective Michael

I am a moderate liberal conservative. In other words, I believe only in shit that makes sense.

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Are social media platforms exempt from first ammendment considerations? Historically written words, novels, nonfiction are rarely if ever censored.
Has the line of parody, satire, comedy, adult discussion and debate become so blurred to a point beyond political correctness?

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

What the fuck is wrong with @FlyFrontier airlines?

Worst shit in the skies!

Fucking over poor people who are already struggling to travel.

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Dear @facebook I see more random stranger's posts on my feed than actual friends.
YOU ARE NOT TWITTER! (X)
Stay original, don't flatter with sincere imitation.

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

My apologies to @Albertsons
Upon further review.
NO TAX WAS COLLECTED!
I stand corrected.

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Beware of the @Albertsons scam. $12.99 is the regular gouge, 10.99 is the sale and 6.99 is the flim-flam. $13.98 should be the member coupon price for two.
#albertsons #scam and #flimflam
And they charged liquor tax on non-alcoholic brew!

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Experts.

#NFL # nflnetwork #ESPN I forgot #CBS
#dabears

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
F.A.F.O. (fuck around, & find out!)
Did I miss any?

[Goofies Of Chicago @Chicago_Goofies]

A man was shot this morning after allegedly attempting to rob a CCL holder at a gas station near 151st Street and Harlem Avenue in Orland Park, Illinois.

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

#dabears

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Dear @ChicagoBears
CC: Ben Johnson

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

The sorry ass @Raiders have just raised their ticket prices for 2027 by 20%.

How can the worst team in the league have the highest ticket prices?

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Would someone at @netflix or the @NFL please tell Elle how to pronounce Melbourne.
(Burn, not born!) definitely not Melbin.
🤣🤣🤣

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

@MLB umpire Doug Eddings has ruined conservative baseball zealots. He has allowed baseball to evolve. You can't make it great again if it never was. It had become stagnant and boring without personality. Eddings is an unintentional hero. Nobody catches with two hands anymore!

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

No, the @MLB baseballs are not juiced up, the @Cubs are not on the juice, but the pitching sure is watered down.
And position players are the main culprit!

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

@BankofAmerica has ALSO blocked your ability to make automatic, recurring credit card payments to them from your checking or savings account UNLESS it is the MINIMUM amount due! No longer cand you send a fixed amount above that. WHY? To increase the interest due.

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

@BankofAmerica has initiated an elaborate money grab scheme. They have blocked your ability to make credit card payments to them from your checking or savings account automatically. WHY? To charge you a late fee when the payment is inevitably late. @BofA_Help SCAM!

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Unavailable, stuck with an expensive useless paperweight...

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Still out of stock.

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

What a fucking scam!

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

STILL NOT AVAILABLE!

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Dear @SylvaneInc and @Honeywell_Home - how in the fuck do you raise the price on something that has been out of stock for over three goddamned years? What the fuck is wrong with you people?
At least make the product available!

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

It's okay to spit on our employees, they don't mean shit to us. We idolize the money you spend here at PNC better.

Sincerely,
@Pirates

[Detective Michael @CrimeAdvisor]

Sox power! @whitesox honorable mentions: Lamar Johnson, Greg Walker, Tom Paciorek, Jim Spencer.
(The #WhiteSox Ted Kluszewski was washed up)
Who ya got?

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

This Chinese guy has successfully exposed all magicians 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/gnH9wFtM9J