Real Life CSI

Crime Lab. My day begins when your day ends. In the murder capital known as “charm city”. Team night shift.

[Real Life CSI @CrimeLabCharm]

It was a pleasure to work with you Detective. The boys will take it from here 🖤💙🖤 #6443 #BPD2100 https://t.co/fig7U5zO4D

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RIP Detective Suiter. EOW 11/16/17

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Crime lab technicians have been learning how to integrate drones into the evidence collection process over the past couple of months. I think I may be seeing that training in action for the first time tonight.

[Real Life CSI @CrimeLabCharm]

You ever “girl dinner” so hard you just go to sleep for dinner 😂

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You know what’s fun? Having to work on your off days because you are important and the only one that can do your job 😒

[Real Life CSI @CrimeLabCharm]

My bf called me today to tell me he bought a generator….with wheels…

A truck. He bought a truck. 😑

[Real Life CSI @CrimeLabCharm]

You never know when one of your favorite books as a kid will remind you why you went into your career field. Sometimes forensics can seem like magic and that’s what makes it worth pursuing even more greatness.

[Real Life CSI @CrimeLabCharm]

A guy who bought shirts from me complained that they were small for an XL. Sir, you gotta take that up with under armor. All I did was read the tag, ok?

[Real Life CSI @CrimeLabCharm]

Reading about myself in a book is the weirdest thing I think I’ve ever done 😂

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Get you a man’s that asks for pictures of the dogs you meet at search warrants 😂

[Real Life CSI @CrimeLabCharm]

Went to load my rifle bag into the car and the strap came apart so I punched myself in the mouth if y’all were wondering how this “Monday” is going 😒

[Real Life CSI @CrimeLabCharm]

Always a weird day when you go to photograph a victim and they say “I’ve seen you before” where?!?

[Real Life CSI @CrimeLabCharm]

Did I restart Skyrim for the 50th time? Maybe! What’s it to ya?!

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To sworn personnel everywhere: I’m not being an asshole, you’re just wrong.

[Real Life CSI @CrimeLabCharm]

In my defense it is a cordless Dyson so it’s pretty exciting lol

[Real Life CSI @CrimeLabCharm]

You know you’re an adult when getting a vacuum and Pyrex dishes are your most anticipated gifts from Christmas

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Ya know what’s weird? Getting off work and going to a bar crawl and seeing yourself on the news at every single one 😂

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I got an embosser to stamp the books in my newly growing collection and apparently I bought a surprise signed book from a bookstore 🤷🏻‍♀️ that’s kinda cool

[Real Life CSI @CrimeLabCharm]

Switched out a couple pairs of tac pants at work for new ones and now I have left handed pants. I’m gonna pee myself because I’m gonna forget the zipper is backwards now wtf

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I was on the news apparently 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Currently readying the scariest book of my life and my power goes of. The entire complex is pitch black. I’m currently shitting my pants

[Real Life CSI @CrimeLabCharm]

@BeanTownCop Or when we walk in and the immediate question is “omg did someone die?” Or “you don’t have a gun?!” Well now I’m nervous, am I in danger?!