Crime Pickle

I am the pickle of crime

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Fuck Putin. I believe in crime against governments and those that have no victims but a war of aggression against a sovereign nation only to hurt and displace people who just want to live their lives is atrocious. War crimes are not something I am for as a crime pickle.

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@eats_yeet hooker

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@TheLawCucumber Do you want a link on how cucumbers are grown or should I start with how plants produce pollen???

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@TheLawCucumber And I came in your mom sooooooooo

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@TheLawCucumber You don’t need looks to slam 2’s baby why do you think I fucked your mom while your dad sat in the corner playing with his dick

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@TheLawCucumber So is the fact I constantly slam her sister without protection because I know her husband will take care of it thinking it’s his

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@TheLawCucumber I don’t work I smoke weed and collect unemployment why my long time live in girlfriend sells food stamps and claims 4 kids on our taxes

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@TheLawCucumber Eat shit

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Don’t pay back your student loans! I don’t have any but fuck em if no one pays no one owes anything.

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Commit tax fraud this year!

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@myonaisereal If that’s a statement I stand by it. If it’s a question the answer is yes. If you’re offering the answer is also yes.

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@ABuckets14 My mom died doing what she loved, coke and asking bitch ass birds what they thought

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@ABuckets14 No one asked you

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@TheLawCucumber @itsjordanAVP Fuck the fucking law we is fucking RAW

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Smoke weed everyday

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And rebel against fascists governments

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I’m watching football stop fucking following me I’m tired of the notifications

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@ghxstofharper You have a shitty spirit animal, besides I didn’t sign up for that go talk to a goat or something

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@crim_tweetss You a hoe tag a bitch next time

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If you follow me just know one thing, do crime