CrimeRap

Absurdist view of society's prurient interest in crime. Examining its place in politics, media, music and sports. Making weather.

[Bliss Beach @BlissBleach]

If you're under twenty then you're allowed to be "gullible" or "innocent" but after that you're just a moron.

[Langston Hughes @langston_poems]

What happens to a dream deferred?

Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore—
And then run?

[CrimeRap @Crime_Rap]

Putin Cancels Campaign Event with Trump https://t.co/TeuuJOYTGn via @BorowitzReport

[CrimeRap @Crime_Rap]

CNN Launches Manhunt After Lester Holt Vanishes from Debate https://t.co/GecXoc0rq9 via @BorowitzReport

[CrimeRap @Crime_Rap]

Endorsement of Trump to Play Key Role in Christie’s Insanity Defense https://t.co/au0hrxJd9V via @BorowitzReport

[CrimeRap @Crime_Rap]

Not fucked, but pegged without sufficient foreplay https://t.co/8CVGiZ2XPp

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

It’s possible the #Patriots will look to add a quarterback. Here's who's available right now https://t.co/KWRDz7r1DH

[CrimeRap @Crime_Rap]

#Hasenpfeffer https://t.co/hZudTb6vlO

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

Would you buy 135 rabbits? What if it was to save them from slaughter? https://t.co/25MgzkzIKZ

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

8 ways Tupac Shakur changed the world https://t.co/Zi8WUFB3Zd

[Langston Hughes @langston_poems]

You and I
Offering hands
Being brothers,
Being one,
Being America.
You and I.

[Ivsy @Ivsy01]

I'd like to make a comeback but I never really did anything to begin with.

[Slate @Slate]

Obama humors birther thing again: "I was pretty confident about where I was born." https://t.co/RC6TPBmNvp

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

The touching reason Paralympic athletes hold their medals to their ears https://t.co/5TfcJFbJr4

[Le Monde @lemondefr]

Google, Facebook... Sur Internet, l’invisible propagande des algorithmes https://t.co/aNlJaJSXEF par @FREDERICJOIE #abonnés

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Learn about one of American's oldest ghost stories, Roanoke's Lost Colony, featured on #AHS6 https://t.co/HT58aMChgL

[The Independent @Independent]

Muslim woman perfectly shuts down bigot who asked her why she was driving https://t.co/STdZTXTWkC

[Vulture @vulture]

With his Trump interview, Jimmy Fallon officially became Jay Leno: https://t.co/a2nbZvW7nT

[The Film Stage 📽 @TheFilmStage]

Radiohead has picked a winning video for their #Daydreaming contest. Watch here: https://t.co/y7Jzmmz4cW

[MTL Blog @mtlblog]

Montreal's Jacques Cartier Bridge​. by Nicolas Boulfroy #montreal #quebec #canada

[CrimeRap @Crime_Rap]

Emotional Obama Tearfully Thanks Trump for Granting Him Citizenship https://t.co/cEFWARi2yD via @BorowitzReport

[On Pace HK @wilschro33]

Cut #Paralympics while #NBC, #IOC, #Dilma get paid?
#Robbery in #Rio, #Brazil?
Not so #Special #Olympics
#Rio2016 https://t.co/or5yWYA6fj