Barristers Clerk

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[Barristers Clerk @CriminalClerk]

@shitbarrister chicken bhuna, lamb bhuna and prawn bhuna, mushroom rice, bag of chips, keema naan and 9 poppadoms

[Shit Barrister @shitbarrister]

Bit pissed off with the clerks today. I have a client who owns an Indian takeaway. Who the fuck agreed a fee in POUNDS STERLING??!! I could have eaten like a king!!! 😩😩

[CourtNewsUK @CourtNewsUK]

If you appear at Snaresbrook Crown Court today and plead not guilty, chances are you will not have a jury trial until MARCH 2022.

[Barristers Clerk @CriminalClerk]

@leonieghodge I’m sure I could arrange this if you are struggling? Please let me know.

[Barristers Clerk @CriminalClerk]

Also, 👇🏻

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

If there is a mass exodus from the criminal bar then the first victims will be those without independent wealth.

For those of us that dedicate our time to social mobility and mentoring - it’s gut wrenching to think it will have all been for nothing.

A thread.

[Barristers Clerk @CriminalClerk]

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[Barristers Clerk @CriminalClerk]

@c2c_Rail Is this still an option regarding refunds?

[Barristers Clerk @CriminalClerk]

@c2c_Rail Alternatively you can retain your ticket, and when you return to work provide us with a letter from your employer on letterhead paper confirming the period you were absent from the office. We will then process a refund for the portion of your ticket you did not use.

[CourtNewsUK @CourtNewsUK]

Barrister (on barristers): ‘We don’t spend our evenings quaffing champagne, plotting against the chief clerk and having affairs.’

[Barristers Clerk @CriminalClerk]

Good luck to all those taking silk today. Fantastic achievement #SilkDay #QC

[The Bar Council @thebarcouncil]

CORRECTION! Congratulations to the 113 new Queen's Counsel - appointments announced today: https://t.co/M3FpJAnDDc Very well done to all.

[Legal Cheek @legalcheek]

Some of @garyslapper's best tweets https://t.co/xP3X9uqpXV

[Blackstones Criminal @blackstonescrim]

#Magistrates quitting in 'considerable' numbers over court closures https://t.co/64qSThj1XD via @guardian

[Barristers Clerk @CriminalClerk]

It's what you've all been waiting for..... @blackstonescrim #Blackstones #CriminalLaw #2017

[Barristers Clerk @CriminalClerk]

BBC News - Bosses could face jail for failure to prevent fraud https://t.co/o8BftLhJRP

[Legal Cheek @legalcheek]

Congratulations @rydermc https://t.co/M74JlcVsmd

[Legal Cheek @legalcheek]

Video: Clerk refers to solicitors firm as “Poxy little firm up North.” https://t.co/PC3RlS295I

[Legal Cheek @legalcheek]

Is this the greatest chambers profile picture ever? https://t.co/VehmjtHuwr

[CourtNewsUK @CourtNewsUK]

Old Bailey judge unimpressed with the new court tech: 'Digital case working makes things longer in my experience, not shorter.'

[UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet]

PM: Landmark day as the #Hillsborough inquest provides long overdue justice for the 96 Liverpool fans who died in the tragic disaster.