Crow De Cuervo

me crow.
Professional R*t*rd. I love Jesus #deznat. Virginia ruined America. I was in a fake coma between 2020-2024.

[Crow De Cuervo @CringeCrow]

I was in a Coma for 4 years. What happened? Did Trump make into office?

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Follow @FanNotRayRomano for great Ray Romano quotes

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@JesseLucasSaga I wonder what the rate of Catholic conversion even is. I think I remember reading that they only see growth in areas that they haven't established a diocese. Once they establish one, they slowly bleed off members unless birthrates are high.

[Modern McCarthyist @McCarthyist2]

“What kind of onion is this?

“A yellow one obviously”

“WRONG, you fool! For this is no onion at all, but rather a decorated cake! You must feel so stupid now huh!”

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@groypercritic Megatron wouldn't just go on the Internet and tell lies, would he?

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Why is McDonald’s trying to be Morman now

[The 4Chan Archives @blacknredtext]

hm

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@2centsOfficial @frakesineurope This is good news

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@frakesineurope Oh yeah, I forgor

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@JesseLucasSaga @q_3st ‼️

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@q_3st The trolley is gay in this scenario

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@JesseLucasSaga I know cotton shirts are bad in my climate, but I'm friends with the guy that sells cotton shirts so I buy cotton shirts. I also prefer shorts and would like to wear them, but the shorts salesman is rude to me and we have never had a nice interaction so I don't buy shorts.

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@DoctorZeffer It's a candy cigarette, to look cool af

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@faustianwigger @n8pilled

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@DaveSomething4 Take your fiber pills

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@ReviewsPossum You can snort salt, junkies are wierd

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@ReviewsPossum My grandfather actually maxed out all his debt before he died thinking nothing would happen and so when he died my grandma lost their house, their car and everything of value that was in his name.
Very sad stuff, she didn't even realize it.

[Crow De Cuervo @CringeCrow]

@frakesineurope 🐦‍⬛