Cringe UK

Funny people read their genuine teenage diaries at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square, London.

[Cringe UK @CringeUK]

The May Cringe Night is cancelled. We really hope to be crammed into a basement and laughing together soon. Stay safe, stay home and write a diary ❤️

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@notanniewarren Hi Annie, no plans as yet I’m afraid

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@Adlamassoud Portobello

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If you’re missing your Cringe fix (we are!) Deary Me Diary podcast are looking for and sharing readings from teenage diaries. Contact them at [email protected] https://t.co/WggCroanm6

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@Jackie_Bizzle Can’t say yet I’m afraid

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@PhilVabulas @stephanieboland I do love this idea but swamped with the kids home and work at the moment

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@JenBartram

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@BizziGizzi @nakedvix Hooray!

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THANK YOU to our glorious readers Andy, Phil, Corinne, @nakedvix, Kathryn, Laura & Jude tonight, my face hurts! Next Cringe will be May 21st with more teen rambles for your delectation and delight!

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@nakedvix Thank you for reading!

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Top sportsperson Phil relives his PB (he came 5th and was sick twice)

[Pip Horton @piphorton1]

Thanks @CringeUK for having me! I enjoyed describing my sports day vomiting episode.

[Hannah Tomes @hannahtomes_]

had a glorious evening @CringeUK – hearing horrendous entries from people's teen diaries, especially ones which list their school nemesis *above* actual nazis on their 'hate list'

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@hannahtomes_ So glad you enjoyed it!

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“I prefer their early work...”

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Delighted to share this sneak preview from new reader and correspondent extraordinaire @nakedvix... still room for another reader if you have similar gold in your teenage diary!

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@anniewarren Hi Annie, just checking you’re still keen to read on Thursday?

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Seeking a few more readers to share their teen diaries with a warm and easily tickled crowd at @ThePhoenix_W1 on 30 Jan - please RT!

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Care to read on 30 Jan @_ClairePettitt, @Pondelicious, @abigailemann, @EscapologistFi, @CHDomanski, @_phoebe_quinn, @hannahkaty, @lauraataylor199, @tidynice, @lisabowhorse, @natalie_hughes, @aimeegee20?

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Next Cringe night will be Thursday 30th January. Bring us your carefully planned goth travelling outfits, your Pizza Hut Saturday job crushes, your ill-advised cider habits and your most heartfelt raps - msg if you dare to share your teenwork! @ThePhoenix_W1 readings from 7pm

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Happy new year, former teenagers! Cringe is back at @ThePhoenix_W1 on 30th Jan and seeking brave readers to share their teenage diaries with us. Come, join our merry band of recovered teens!