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I eat a lot of cheese.

[jadams @CrippleAlphaPhi]

Sometimes I really miss tinder

[jadams @CrippleAlphaPhi]

We've been stomping you for years, Urban--you're just pissy that this time you had to play fair

[jadams @CrippleAlphaPhi]

Hey is your refrigerator running? Bc if it is I'll probably vote for it. #RefridgeratorForPOTUS #MakeAmericaCoolAgain

[jadams @CrippleAlphaPhi]

Just very confidently told my class of 20 kindergarteners that the season we are in is winter 🙃🙃

[Al Swindeman @Al_Swindeman]

Idk what I'm watching, but this certainly isn't football.

[Melissa Hunter @himelissahunter]

In high school my parents caught me drinking and I was grounded for longer than Brock Turner has been in jail.

[jadams @CrippleAlphaPhi]

Yoooo still true still getting better at it

[jadams @CrippleAlphaPhi]

So honestly I thought I was being pretty funny with that hashtag but then I clicked on it & turns out a lot of people have had the same idea

[jadams @CrippleAlphaPhi]

#BillNyeForPresident2k16

[jadams @CrippleAlphaPhi]

@theblybly who, trump? #sorryifyoureafan #butsrslydoeshedothis

[jadams @CrippleAlphaPhi]

@katiesportelli @lexbriles @coultoncoulton @totalsratmove I consider that article to be slander and I will sue.

[jadams @CrippleAlphaPhi]

@loveaubreyanna it could be worse. You could be 22 and still asked if you can drive. At least you get the pretty part.

[jadams @CrippleAlphaPhi]

Honestly I'm still so annoyed that they didn't get a Harry Potter with green eyes in the movies

[jadams @CrippleAlphaPhi]

I just got startled and my eyes opened really wide and for a second I truly thought they were stuck. They aren't stuck but they are sore.

[jadams @CrippleAlphaPhi]

@Eliz_Millz idk who you are but this tweet just spoke to me in such a deep level so ptl for you

[jadams @CrippleAlphaPhi]

I have a grand total of three exes. As of now, one of them one is married and another has a baby. #dodginbulletslikeneo

[jadams @CrippleAlphaPhi]

@kgiffert hi I mean I have an August birthday sooo...