Cristian

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

In the mood to play a mean game of volleyball right now

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

I have a crush on some dude from school and now my life is over

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

Here’s an update on me: I’m much happier than I was 4 months ago

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

I think you gotta step back and regroup when things don't go the way you want them to. Here goes nothing

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

I have to start being less passive about the things I want

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

Asked a magic 8 ball if I'm gonna find someone that I actually like and it said yes so here we go

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

Yoooo I can't wait till someone asks me what the best show in the world is in the year 2047 so I can still say Parks and Recreation

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

Whys tomorrow gotta be 19 degrees that's tht shit I don't like

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

I have to get outta here

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

@logey_b I'm laughing so hard all 3 of you huddled together shoulder to shoulder

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

I was at work peeing in a urinal minding my business and some little boy inside the stall next to me screamed YEET

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

Having a real hard time deciding what I'm gonna get my dog for Christmas

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

Just spent an actual hour trying to find some guy I'm grilling's twitter. Maybe I should use that same kinda effort on something like my hw

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

@logey_b you are someone that I appreciate very much and I don't think I have ever expressed that but you are very special to me 💗

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

I have to stop thinking that what I'm upset about isn't a big deal. This is my life. This is the biggest deal to me

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

@logey_b !! I love you too much 💞

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

Ever get so attached to characters in a tv show that you get sad cause you aren't living your life with them

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

I wanna be young forever

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

Just got a boner while presenting in front of my American lit class. Good morning

[Cristian @CrisAlexanderR]

7yo girl at work brings her teacher over to me n goes"Cristian this is Nicole, nicole this is Cristian" she tried to set us up on a date lol