Cris Edge

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They got the popsicles out at work

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Just glad Amazon doesn’t have a dark mode or I’d be buying way too much shit late at night

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Never mad when I get someone else food order by accident. It’s like a little surprise where I get to try some thing new

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If I don’t understand you when you tell me your name for the third time I’m bout to just call you boss man

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$30 woodwick candle

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Got me one of them shower rods that falls down every time I take a shower

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Why tf do people love buying bread when it snows. I just wanted to make my sandwich

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Snow day but I might walk to work and slide around on the black ice

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I only posted on here 8 times last year

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y’all ever run out of vitamins and say fuck it time to be unhealthy

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pretty sure my apartments nerfed the water pressure

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turning the fridge ice maker on before bed so the rattling in the night simulates a home invasion

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@mateablaze 😸

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my fav thing to do on here is click the "show offensive replies" button

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@ItsNetic Just move next door to the NA east servers

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heating pad broke, guess i’ll die

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I enjoy shredding my mouth roof on ruffled chips

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sometimes the q-tip in your ear be feeling way too good

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@ItsNetic I know u eating nuts behind closed doors

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people with a “nut allergy” just be lyin