CrisCat

Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' -thought Alice -' but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!

[CrisCat @CriscaT_alan]

He was a Lana del Rey boy, she was a Fontaines D.C. Girl

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

are there just generally more fruit flies these days or is something sinister happening in my kitchen

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

Somewhere out there a Manchester City fan who is also a big Taylor Swift fan is having quite the difficult morning

[Grace @graceyldn]

Haven’t got any Oasis tickets so I’m going to get an Etsy witch to curse Man City

[Hot Bread® vs Path Pharm @_mariamherself]

There's something about watching someone you're attracted to play a sport, I can't explain it

[Mak @mak_aura]

You know it tastes good when you start reading the label.

[CrisCat @CriscaT_alan]

@liamgallagher I’m genuinely thinking I’ve got more chance of getting a journalism degree and a press pass than getting a code for Oasis tickets right now

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

CODIFICATION FOR THE NATION

[Justin Brannan @JustinBrannan]

Enjoyed Oasis making the case that the world started falling apart after they broke up. An objectively ridiculous claim that becomes more plausible the longer you think about it.

[Laura K. @RatQueen2025]

The smell of freshly brewed coffee truly is unmatched

[a blast from the past @a_past24460]

Is it autumn yet?

[fede (paciente cero) @storrieposting]

en qué capítulo de El Capital se besan marx y engels?

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

"why do u have a gap in ur resume" idk why do u have a gap in ur staff. worry about that

[Ready Steady Bunny @babybunnyrry]

Is everyone lowkey losing it rn or is it just me and Channing Tatum

[grovy @grovymango]

All these advances in technology but nobody wants to do anything about printers

[CrisCat @CriscaT_alan]

@DlRTYSHlRT wow! where is this from?

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@cdurant92 Behave we did them a favour

[sage @sagespells]

my favorite kind of flirting is when neither person is technically flirting, but both of them know exactly what's happening.

[ana ୨୧ @perfctcharms]

no "who" could ever write one of the best songs ever created, in that case you should feel happy about listening to this for the first time ever.

[Nostalgic 90s @90stalgic]

Nobody understands the bond between a millennial and the mediocre movie their family just happened to own on VHS when they were 12 years old.