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I have a couple businesses and a tiktok. I'm only on Twitter for the memes, crypto,and to say: yeah, I have a twitter.

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Congrats to #DannyGo for the #Netflix deal!

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@SouthwestAir don't lie to me and tell me I have to stay in my assigned seat for weight distribution, when last month everyone could pick where they wanted to sit with no issues.

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Soooooo how do I join the #USA #Bobsled team?

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Website crashed in Tennessee 😬 @survivorcbs ill forgive you if you watch my audition tape 💪😜 #survivor50idolhunt

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I'll get a real tattoo of a loop-de-loop if #gamechangers let's me be an extra on the next survivor episode. @samreich @dropout

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"Im not one to badmouth anybody... BUT" #Survivor

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Jawan has to be trolling her at this point #Survivor49 #Survivor

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Omg pokemon merge tribe this season? #Survivor49 #Survivor

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Found taped to the side of a building in Time Square. Safe to eat @MrBeast @Feastables?

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Welp, now that @SouthwestAir is taking away open-seating, which airline should I start flying with?

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Coming up live is THE REAL DEBATE:

8:45 pm ET / 5:45 pm PT

https://t.co/lsuMWx6y53

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@Arbys

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#TheLastOfUs can be the top rated show of all time and still have a poop joke. Take notes every other show 💪

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They fixed the Doritos logo 😂 #TheLastOfUs

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“I’m not even tired” #TheLastOfUs

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#TheLastOfUs why aren’t they sleeping in the truck?

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Why are phone and texting lines still a thing? Everything can be done on a data only plan
90% of my texts and more than 50% of my calls are done on 3rd party apps, no phone number required. 🤨 #hottake #whyamipayingforthat #tuesdayvibe

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No more free coffee @Wawa Tuesday 😭

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Nothing is worse than a lady in front of you grabs the last 6 chickens after waiting 30 minutes in line at @SamsClub