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De omnibus dubitandum

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My problem with Juneteenth is that is isn’t the right day for our national emancipation day. It’s was a Texas holiday for a reason, as it’s the day the final slaves were emancipated in Texas. However, there were still hundreds of thousand of slaves still in bondage in the Union. Those slaves wouldn’t see freedom until the ratification of the 13th Amendment, which was December 6th.

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@ViralVideos You got fired for using the vagina bathroom even though you have a penis. This isn’t rocket science.

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@klara_sjo “My wife doesn’t want me to jerk off because she wants me to pump all my baby batter into her”.

Can this dude hear himself? He can, right?

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@shoe0nhead @Donna_Rachel_ Women like this claim to be the greatest advocates of women, but in reality are their worst enemy.

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@SInow I don’t think this is a fight the MLB wants lmao

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@trad_west_ As an atheist, I can confirm. It’s an aspect of atheism writ large that I’ve never understood.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad It’s not sad if you fully expected it. Tom Morello has never been anything more than a communist twat that abandoned his “antiauthoritarian” positions the moment the COVID vaccines were rolled out. The only “sad” part is that people actually bought into his bullshit for so long.

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@TheLaurenChen Out with the old, in with the new.

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@UncensoredAm @MyronGainesX @UCLA “Ummm actually, were you aware that Asians commit a disproportionate amount of gambling offenses? You’re picking on black people, but other racial groups are clearly just as bad. Let me show you my citations so you can see how wrong you are”. Lmao

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The funniest part was always the “say their name” lists of black people. Spend any amount of time looking up the names, and it’s just case after case of bullshit. They will literally list nigs who were actively trying to kill people with guns and knives on camera and unironically be like “Justice for Deshaun”.

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@RealPostFolder Jesus, these used to be a little fun back when there was a remote chance they were a little real.

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@itsmine49 @IfindRetards got one for you.

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@AmiriKing 2016: “Dude, that’s not cool. You shouldn’t say that“

2026: “He’s right, you are a fucking nigger bitch”

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@TheOnlyDSC They are literally 1000x more upset that Daddy Metcalf called Karmelo the “Watermelon Felon” than they are that Karmelo literally murdered his son. Fucking wild.

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@Zoomer_South @_tommy_jay_1776 Hell yea man, me and the family have a trip planned to visit Colonial Williamsburg/Jamestown in a few months.

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@Gavin_McInnes @JasmineForUS How do you coexist with that?

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@_Re_UPS Fuck Karmelo “Watermelon Felon” Anthony

Daddy Metcalf tried to make peace with the Anthony family even after their child murdered his son, and they spit in his face. I’m glad he’s finally woken up to what kind of zoo animals he’s dealing with.

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@AFpost

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@jokerwaffenfren Keep up the good work and you just might make captain of the team! “Captain N” does have a nice ring to it lol

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@Zoomer_South Sorry, but I need those stars and bars filled out a little lol