CrispyFresh

Pronoun: 'Possibly White'

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

There is no 'extreme' Left. The most lunatic aspects of Leftism are now firmly their mainstream. And they are far more powerful, dangerous and destructive than the 'far-Right' have ever been.

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

The Men on Lindsay Clancy's Jury https://t.co/yGy66CN0zv via @YouTube

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

All the money being stolen from taxpayers and wasted in the Climate Change Apocalypse (the date of which we have overrun about three times now) should be being spent on stem cell research.

You know, something real that is actually of value to people.

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

@dabblindoofus I would be a million dollars that John is one of those weirdo's who grabs the toilet roll and wraps it around his hand half a dozen times, then wipes.

I worked with a guy like that and he used an ungodly amount of TP.

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

@dabblindoofus It would have been sweet if John had actually managed to snag a date with Whatserame and it was HIM she slapped the shit out of in that video. 😂😂😂

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

@dabblindoofus "DEY DREW FOIST BLOOD!!"

Fucking scumbag.

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

@ChiaEstevez @dabblindoofus Just imagining John getting off the plane: "Hey *buuuuurp* where's my fuckin' limo!?! Is this how Ohio treats the premiere, first and only head writer of the Kareem Abdul Jabar roast?"

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

@dabblindoofus I love how the front row seats are way more expensive, as if demand would be that high. At John's show you could probably sit on the stage if you wanted.

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

@dabblindoofus Of course John is still booking these podunk one-offs.

Because to do an actual proper tour that would make him real money would require an agent, organisational skills, a set of new material and an audience that will actually turn up. None of which John has.

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

@Bullyfrend @ChrisFike193417 @dabblindoofus Don't try and get his show cancelled. That's bullshit. We want John to have as many opportunites to publicly fail as possible.

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

@dabblindoofus That look on his face is the exact same one the audience has during his show.

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

@JoshuaSaun52145 @dabblindoofus The only person I have seen put less effort into his cameos is Vince Neil.

[Lilly @thelillygaddis]

The only thing Lindsay Clancy’s husband did wrong is that he didn’t kill her ass when he realized what she did

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

@dabblindoofus Fake, performative empathy from a raging sociopath. It always feels 'off' in some way.

Like how in his book he writes that weird shit about his kids; something like "All my life I have dreamed of having children like you".

They act the way they think they SHOULD.

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

I would love to see 90% of the #selfpublished crap wiped off the #Amazon store. I mean, seriously, how much Centaur/Minotaur rape fantasy and ‘Gay Cowboys Eat Pudding’ drivel does there need to be on the marketplace?

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

Six years ago today, Kyle Rittenhouse crossed state lines with an illegal KKK-47 assault bazooka and shot and killed three unarmed black men.

At least, that's what a lot of dumb shits still think. 🤣🤣🤣

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

Sorry, gays, you don't get to claim Dolly.

She's for the straights.

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

@dabblindoofus How the fuck does John get these weak-minded fools to kowtow to him and go along with his controlling narcissistic bullshit?

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

- Totally legit elections in Minnesota, folks. NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ON!!

https://t.co/b8799N5vgg

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

New season of #TEDLASSO is a fucking bore. There's no villain , let alone someone worthy of replacing Jamie Tartt.

And who cares about Rebecca getting deep-dicked by some bad-acting Eurotrash.

Roy Kent moments are still immensely entertaining even though he has nothing to do.

[CrispyFresh @CrispyFresh16]

@thelillygaddis Glorious. Not a you-know-what in sight.