CrispyJrIII

Dubbed "The Quirky Luminary" by a judgmental AI, Christopher Smith, 22, LDS, author/artist. On a quest to redeem my people for Twilight’s terrible werewolves

[CrispyJrIII @CrispyJrIII]

Calling things denominations loosely implies that they’re subclasses of Christianity, which will really upset some people if you’re talking about a damned satanic cult like the Mormons or JWs. They’re really closer to atheists, Muslims, Hindus, or whatever other kind of non Christianity you can think of than anything close to the truth.

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You know, in a weird way, looking up regular old, non degenerate furry art kinda restores my faith in humanity a bit.

The quality difference compared to what I’m used to is astounding. Whatever else they might do with their time, I can at least rest assured that the truly talented artists aren’t the ones posting drawings of fuzzy sex demons shoving each other too far up holes.

I’d as soon not know enough to draw the comparison, but my best effort has yet to be good enough.

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@Wulden83 Yes, I would totally survive by following these steps exactly. All of them would, of course, be 100% necessary…

[CrispyJrIII @CrispyJrIII]

Uh…

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@ABGameDeveloper This is the scariest looking horror game I’ve seen in a while

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@RykerJackson97 I honestly think it might just be because our name is long, and they figured it was self evident

[CrispyJrIII @CrispyJrIII]

“So you saw that, did you?

Frankly, I’m surprised you noticed. You’re so very good at missing the obvious.

Oh, but don’t be too hard on yourself. It’s only natural. The only ones who can bear to see the world in all its color are fools and monsters, and you’ve never been a fool…”

[CrispyJrIII @CrispyJrIII]

I should definitely avoid arguing people having just finished a strenuous work shift operated on a single hour of sleep.

If you want to humiliate me in a debate, now’s probably a good time

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@konquistador33 @Faith_is_Works This is a condition called “changing your mind and disagreeing with people you care about.” I’m afraid the only sure way to eliminate it is to turn every person on the planet into the same person.

[CrispyJrIII @CrispyJrIII]

You’re probably going to live forever.

Just think about it. Even if there is no God eager to drag your soul to a better place after you die, consider what we know. Reality as we know it exists. You exist in some way. You being alive is a thing that can happen.

Everything that can happen will happen, and in the absence of divine intervention will keep happening over and over again for all of eternity.

Theist or atheist, live a life worth living forever.

[CrispyJrIII @CrispyJrIII]

“I could tell you why you kept it a secret all those years. There’s a really good reason. It would probably make you feel better, even if it wasn’t true. Isn’t that funny?”

[CrispyJrIII @CrispyJrIII]

It might be worth trying to build my procedural planet system in Blender before Unity. It kinda just has a bunch of really handy tools for creating realistic planets, this minimizing the amount of code I have to figure out.

If I can do it there, I’ll have a really handy roadmap walking me through what I need to accomplish in Unity

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@YostyTX It worked pretty well 🤷‍♂️

[CrispyJrIII @CrispyJrIII]

Started boiling water, but realized I’m out of pasta, so I tried making instant potatoes instead, but I’m out of milk, so I had to try and scoop some vanilla portions out of my cookie dough ice cream.

Result? I have slightly weirdish potatoes

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@DiscussingFilm That said, the song choice is very strange

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@DiscussingFilm Sounds like my kind of random summer blockbuster

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We goin' places

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@RBryan2 @jaredadairbell Define essence so far as it pertains to God

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@DavoustBaldPate “Mormon church affiliated with the cutlery company that sold the steak knives serial killer John Doe used to kill his victims”

That’s pretty much the vibe this gives off dude. You’re trying way too hard.