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Am I a good person? No. But am I trying hard to be better every day? Also no. ⚫️⚫️🔶⚫️⚫️

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

@Starbucks are snowman cake pops coming back? My kid has been asking for one all year; I told him to wait for snow on the ground, thinking he’d forget. There’s snow on the ground and he’s been asking 😳 help! #heremembered

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

@DavidSchwimmer

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

I mean, if it was me I wanna square it up. I’m not trying to dodge anything. Buuuut if it wasn’t me, you guys should know, right? But the last message I got from your rep marked the convo “no response needed”. Still no answer to my question

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

After I get a notice from @UberEats about an outstanding bal I explain my card was recently compromised & ask for name of restaurant the order was for so I can confirm it was me. Over 24 hours and 5 people later I keep getting a c&p response but not the one thing I’m asking for.

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

This is hitting close to home this week 🖤💙🖤

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

You are never alone. If you or someone you know needs assistance, help is available at 1-800-273-8255. #WorldSuicidePreventionDay
https://t.co/ORuAUAZZvh

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

@chrissyteigen This exchange reminds me of when your mom knows what you did but wants you to tell her what you did but you’re not ready to surrender yet.

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

Things I say at work: “Sweetheart I need you to pull it together.” #softentheblow #dispatcherproblems #radio #911dispatch

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

@911disbitch I don’t know if we are the highest paid but one of the highest paid in the state

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

@911disbitch In IL my department averages in the 65K range. Many make more with OT. 95K is not unheard of.

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

🗣 There is crime scene tape outside and an officer at my door- anything I should know about?
👩🏽‍💻 Did you talk to the officer?
🗣 No.
👩🏽‍💻 You should probably do that.
#radio #dispatcherproblems

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

👩🏽‍💻: *thinking* It’s been a slow night....

🔸My co-worker: 911....there’s been 5 people shot? Is it 4 or 5? It’s actually six?

👩🏽‍💻: *thinking* My bank account has been pretty empty....

#dispatch #radio #911 #policedispatch #firedispatch

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

@chrissyteigen

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

@yeetztweetz I went back to the gym after a year off

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

Me waiting for the lip sync challenge to end (yeah yeah I’m a party pooper but 🤷🏽‍♀️)

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

🗣My loved one is threatening to hurt themself. Can you send someone?
👩🏽‍💻 sure
🗣 But you guys can’t kick my door in. I don’t want anything to happen to my dog.
👩🏽‍💻 You know if they see something they will?
🗣 Ugh. Fine. If they must.

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

What do you do when you manage to fuck up so colossally, you piss off the most laid back LT ever? Suck it up, put your big girl panties on, and call her to apologize and basically grovel for her forgiveness. I wanted to barf. 😥

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

@chrissyteigen 🙋🏽‍♀️ Shake Girl. (I made milkshakes. It wasn’t anything weird)

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

@dispatchlife1 YESSSSS

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

Telling us you have kids doesn’t expedite a response or move your call up in the queue. Are your kids in immediate danger? No? We don’t care. #Dispatch

[🏋🏽‍♀️🍕👩🏽‍💻 @CrispyPotates]

Happy Summertime Saturday!! #dispatchproblems #911 #thisisehywecanthavenicethings