Crispy T

My parents got busy, I got here, been wondering what happened ever since...

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@itstricky740 @WhiteCastle #Jealous Hope it burns a hole in your underwear trying to get out!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Parliament. Yet another thing we did better than England.

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@itstricky740 Look at you getting all foo foo with your booze! #BoozeFooFoo

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@itstricky740 Krunk with da fam

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@itstricky740 Makes you wanna bitch slap Currier and Ives, doesn't it? #FuckThatWinterWonderland

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@MykSaiten If he's directing traffic in the water, it is. As a personal flotation device, no; but on the bright side, the corpse will be easier to find when it bloats and floats on its own. #LookForThePositive

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@itstricky740 @MykSaiten A modicum of self control is required for your hot tub-sized bucket of popcorn to last beyond the now showing and coming attractions.🍿

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@itstricky740 Have you been taking your meds as prescribed? #SportsMakesYouMakeUpWords

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@itstricky740 Push harder! You can get that turd out! #TheNeedToPoop

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@itstricky740 @MLB Try decaffeinated beverages, Joe. Slow, deep breaths. Masturbate more. You're caring about things you can't control. #DifferentBalls #WalkAway #NextYearMaybeRobots 🤖

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@itstricky740 @PeteGGriffin You would have thought he inspired Roger Waters of Pink Floyd with this chompers #AlmostAUnitooth #SpendSavedHotelMoneyOnLessScaryTeeth

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

What do you want? A Cookie 🍪?

[Joe "Italian something" @itstricky740]

The title track is one of his original songs and still one of the best alt rock songs ever (just ask Devo). I actually saw this concert tour.

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@Super70sSports And a painful ski crash on every opening! #OW

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@maggiewhats Save those stickers so if there is ever something you don't want to vote for (or against) you can't put it on and tell people to shut up, you voted. #StickersLounderThanWords

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@getwired "And Jim Fowler will now subdue the crocodile while I sip Cognac safely on shore." --Marlin Perkins

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@itstricky740 @maggiewhats Joe, I can never read you. You bottle up your thoughts and feelings so!

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@getwired Two small cars mating in the wild? #MutualOfOmahaWildKingdom

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@ryanjreilly @djthepolls He should play all the songs and artists Trump has gotten cease and desist notices on. #LongPopularPlaylist

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@itstricky740 Offer to let them tether to your phone for your ballot 🗳️ #Helpful

[Crispy T @CrispyT68]

@itstricky740 I was in and out in just over a half hour. Summit County Board of Elections was on point. #CuyahogaFalls #Ward1B #ThankYou