Chris Ndwaru

Sacrifice + Smart~Hardwork + Commitment + Humility + Confidence in Oneself + Undoubted Faith in God's Guidance = Prosperous Success

[Chris Ndwaru @Crispy_Kris]

@sholard_mancity They're one by one embarrassing themselves on live TV and thump their chests in denial + deflections! Hii ngazi wamepanda, itashushwa proper!

[Chris Ndwaru @Crispy_Kris]

@NationAfrica Who is she to grant anyone such a responsibility?

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Messi logic 🐐

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

"Tumepanga...
Tumesema...
Tumeweka mikakati...
Tutafanya....
Tumeahidi...
Tutapunguza...
Tutateremsha...
Tutahakikisha...
Mwaka huu...
Chini ya miezi sita...
Kufikia mwezi wa Tisa...
Tumeongea na waziri...
Kuanzia mwezi ujao...
Vile vile Tumetenga....
Sijui Kama tunaelewana?"

Good morning fellow Kenyans

[Chris Ndwaru @Crispy_Kris]

@NationAfrica True, especially when he's a kasongo who's looting billions from his fellow countrymen, then taxing them more to loot more taxpayer money and need I mention having a Kindiki as his deputy barely enhances his chances of getting any better within 20 years, leave alone 10!

[Chris Ndwaru @Crispy_Kris]

Kasongo, you could learn from Messi by using the number 6 more appropriately. Messi is the goat for actually delivering excellent + tangible wins
Ruto seems to have specialised in story za jaba & his favourite punchline is *6months with a DJ-ing touch of 4-6 weeks or months🤦🏾‍♂️🇰🇪✊🏾

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Kenya minister found in contempt of court over US-backed Ebola centre https://t.co/SuyX8d6HYo

[Chris Ndwaru @Crispy_Kris]

MESSIIII⚡️ History making magician!

[Chris Ndwaru @Crispy_Kris]

Oooh my!🙆🏾‍♂️
#Messi

[Chris Ndwaru @Crispy_Kris]

Oooh my!🙆🏾‍♂️ #Messi

[Chris Ndwaru @Crispy_Kris]

The Goat about to break history
#Messi

[Chris Ndwaru @Crispy_Kris]

@ntvkenya @MariamBishar @blinkypenguin @NationFmKE Listening to this MP made me recall the viral USA hearing when a doctor was asked to answer with a simple 'yes or no' to the question if "men can get pregnant"; both the PhD doc & this MP are masters of deflection & they both shamefully failed on public platforms!
#Wantam

[Chris Ndwaru @Crispy_Kris]

@StandardKenya I still can't believe anything that's coming out of kasongo & his cronies mouths!
These are smoking mirrors aimed at confusing Kenyans into repeating the mistake of re-electimg this corrupt government!
Tbh I wouldn't even believe Jesus Himselifu if He said this under kasongo!

[Chris Ndwaru @Crispy_Kris]

@LarryMadowo This is the kind of leadership accountability that Kenya so desperately needs, not loudly chanting two terms (tutam)! They act like more time in power, power most CLEARLY can't handle, will miraculously make an incompetent leader, one that at the least, exercises due diligence.

[Chris Ndwaru @Crispy_Kris]

... @WilliamsRuto with your corrupt, greedy, shameless, embarrassing example of "leaders", have dragged & keep on dragging our beloved Kenya to the gutters!
If your half the man Starmer is, resign now or simply accept you'll never be Kenya's presidnt ever again💯
#Resignation

[Chris Ndwaru @Crispy_Kris]

@WilliamsRuto, UK's PM is set to resign for not delivering within TWO years of being granted a national responsibility in the UK; to his citizens, he has failed and he's man enough to accept that and let someone else takeover!
You, on the other hand...
#Resignation

[I am Chege @_James041]

Your minerals are being stolen.

Your assets are being auctioned.

Your taxes are being looted.

You are being trapped under the armpits of Odious Debts upto your 7th generation.

Why can't the National Infrastructure Fund be funded using traced proceeds of crime?

Why can't our minerals be nationalized?

Why can't our minerals be transparently sold and funds deposited in the Consolidated Fund and be used in financing other sectors of the economy?

Why can't the public debt be audited and Odious Debts cancelled?

The answer is because we are in a Prison called the Imperial British East Africa Company, being governed by Chief Wardens groomed at Chatham House by slave masters.

If we don't stop dancing for and emboldening crooks in the name of 'Mtu Wetu' and Political sycophancy, we will never be free.

Kenyans need a Prison Break. Kenyans must break from the Prison to be free.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ruto bought Gideon Moi and forgot to buy the Standard paper.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

KTN News decided to bless Ruto with a very good piece of his consistency in telling “alternative facts” and “Six months” promises.

The Gallery of Ruto lies it is. Wapi salute na makofi.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

" Stop Glorifying Public servants they are not Waheshimiwa but your servants "- Senator Okiya Omutatah!