Samuel o’ Brian

professional jobless nigga

[PSF | LeafGob Gob Sahur™, General Secretary of X🪂 @EnkiWoundJob]

i can’t even top 1!

[Optical🔎 @Jimbolushi]

“Mom can you give me money to buy the fat scuba nigga skin”

[sol @johndavysmith]

Off topic but this nigga ugly as fuck bro

[💡 @ChargersRuined]

Demon Trump preventing a Knicks ring

[Star Spangled Ballers @SpangledBallers]

It’ll be a while before we play England

[Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio]

“The World Cup in America sucks 😡😡”

Meanwhile Europoors experiencing air conditioning, free ice water, and free public restrooms for the first time:

[William D. Hendrix @SpecificNY]

We got like 12 different Hitler’s at MSG tonight dawg

[Angelo 🧱 @AGLR_23]

They cutting the interview short because Wemby's fairy godmother given powers were about to wear off and he'd turn back to a 5'10 guy

[Joey 🇩🇪 @CalebGoatQB1]

England really is North Korea #tears

[Καλός @realKalos]

I went to high school with this girl. She had a crush on me. The same day she confessed, we were walking home when Netanyahu sneaked up behind us and yelled "BOO!" I let out such a gay squeal that she got the ick and never talked to me again. This is why I'm a Nazi.

[iyah*࿐ @mostdeartome]

cross fandom slander💀

[Lil Do It @DevinMcHale_]

There’s nothing in this picture that honors God

[𝔸ℙ𝕌𝕎𝔸𝔽𝔽𝔼ℕ-𝕊𝕊 @apuwaffenss]

same

[OF ANUNOBY STAN ACCOUNT @vulgarqueefing]

chest pains after jerking off #ggs

[Zeke Nnaji FC🌲🇫🇴 @ZaxbysWRLD]

Rolling 90s era Utah or 2000s era lakers on 82-0 and having to make a certain couple of picks