cj & jo

dog moms. best friends. 👸🏼👸🏽

[cj & jo @CrissaAndJordan]

i dated myself tonight. turns out, i’m the best date i’ve ever had.

[cj & jo @CrissaAndJordan]

No more joint Twitter! They finally let Jordan come back :,) @Jo_Manning11

[cj & jo @CrissaAndJordan]

@AMBERAlert @AMorbidPodcast use your following!

[cj & jo @CrissaAndJordan]

Hey guys, it’s rizzos birthday, he is three today 😌🥳

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Took me 3 years, but she is officially Hallie Ray Light McCollum!

“As long as old men sit and talk about the weather”

[cj & jo @CrissaAndJordan]

God, if you’re listening, thank you so much for target.

[julia hava @binchcity]

It’s okay to hit curbs. Normalize hitting curbs.

[sad oat @sad_oat]

when something extremely minor inconveniences me

[MORALLY FLEXIBLE @EchoXray4]

I swear to god there was not this many emo people when I was getting made fun of in middle and high school 🤣🤣🤣

[cj & jo @CrissaAndJordan]

Soooo @WWWYFest you are giving me BIGGGG Fyre Festival vibes. #WhenWeWereYoungFest

[cj & jo @CrissaAndJordan]

So is there a senior discount for us elder emos? Asking for myself

[When We Were Young @WWWYFest]

🖤When We Were Young Fest🥀

Register now for Presale that starts Friday, January 21st, 10 AM PT. All tickets start at $19.99 down https://t.co/KUp7CwEQEV

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖆𝖘 @ChapasMusic]

Me and my girl pulling up to When We Were Young Fest

[cj & jo @CrissaAndJordan]

@MorganWallen your promo code for presale isn’t working thanks bye

[Christmas Countdown @ChristmasCount]

🎄🎁🎅🏼🌟👼🏼🌟🎅🏼🎁🎄

THERE ARE ONLY 34 DAYS

🕯🌲🧑🏻‍🎄❄️⛄️❄️🧑🏻‍🎄🌲🕯

LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS!

🎄🎁🎅🏼🌟👼🏼🌟🎅🏼🎁🎄

[cj & jo @CrissaAndJordan]

We need to start a petition to get Silent Library on @netflix or @hulu

[cj & jo @CrissaAndJordan]

Three different moods

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

Yes, it’s a bones day! Enjoy

[cj & jo @CrissaAndJordan]

@CrumblCookies hi there, I’d like to propose a new flavor. You can rename it of course but I’d love to see it as a flavor of the week. Thanks 🥰

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

me ignoring all the booshit cuz spooky season is approaching

[Carmen Lagala @CarmenLagala]

Women: I have a stalker, he threatened to kill me.

Police: Cool, can you call us when he actually does that?