Crystal King

I aspire to be better than I am.

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

I’m running for the health of every kid in Canada, and my goal is to raise $1000. The Million Reasons Run is a fundraising event in support of our local children’s hospital foundations. Will you support me with a donation today? https://t.co/reZgu4Gg4g

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

I’m running for the health of every kid in Canada, and my goal is to raise $500. The Million Reasons Run is a fundraising event in support of our local children’s hospital foundations. Will you support me with a donation today? https://t.co/d8NOD1hEkK

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

But just how long will you wait in a dark bathroom to jump out at someone (someone being your husband)? I mean, at what point does it become weird?

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

PRO CHOICE UTERUS: my uterus, my business. Mind your own uterus. svg/png/jpg https://t.co/x7RRdAEgTX via @Etsy

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

@upstephanie

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

Me: is he good looking?
Jordan: no
Mike: so who is good looking?
Isaac from the other room: thissssss guy

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

When you throw crushed up nacho chips down your husband’s shirt you sleep with one eye open …. #prankrevenge is a real threat

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

@Rainyfool Went for a run. Realized it wasn’t what I wanted to do. I wanted to nap. But I ran. And waved in your house’s direction.

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

I want to go for a run but I don't want to go alone. I really don't want anyone to come with me, either. I think I don't really want to run. I think I want to watch tv. Alone. but with friends. I'm confused. Maybe I'll go for a run. But not alone.

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

Needing something new. Except the man. I’ll keep him old.

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

I dream about real people in real life situations and then get confused between my dream world and real world.

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

Wish my teen had the confidence to wear a mask even when no one else is. High schools are screwed. Expecting Covid in the house any time now.

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

Little nervous sending my kid off to school knowing he doesn’t have to wear a mask. Nervous for him. Peers. Teachers. Support staff. #masks

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

Appointment successfully booked! https://t.co/DQQ4Fj1myS

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

The canyon between wanting to be fit and wanting to eat all the things …. I keep falling in.

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

Coming home is sweet. Knowing people are sad you’re gone is not. Heart in two places. #yam #yeg

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

Don’t ever text me something important. But, like, don’t call me either. I probably won’t pick up. Try carrier pigeon. I can’t ignore a bird.

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

A little spotted dick?? #DowntonAbbeyCooking

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

@dolcebella68 I’ll take hot food and … yeah. Hot food haha

[Crystal King @CrissyDoobs]

The best part about getting old is the marked loss of GAFs. If I care this little for your opinion of me now, imagine when I’m 80!!! #dontGAF #judgeme