Cristina Harlan

Si nada nos salva de la muerte, al menos que el amor nos salve de la vida.

[Cristina Harlan @CristGarza]

Adulting means going out, but then stopping by the grocery store to get toilet paper on your way home because you're out 😂

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The men of ‘NEW GIRL’ reunite for PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive issue.

📸:  Sami Drasin

[erin alyce @herooine]

"wHy dOnT yOu wAnT KiDs"

*gestures around*

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i should've bought a house in 2007 instead of cranking that soulja boy

[Madelyn ❤️‍🔥 @madelynnn_ann]

TICKETMASTER YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT GET TIME

[mariah ✷ @alltooriah]

in the clerb we all searchin for eras tour tickets

[ally @missmayn]

what an insane way to describe beating a pregnant woman

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I'm sprung

[SWÉCRED @Dr_Sway]

Dear work week,

I won’t miss you. You whooped my ass, but imma see you in 2 days for another round.

Sincerely,
A bitch doing their best

[Parody Chandler Bing @ChandlerBing_12]

30 years ago today, Monica Geller introduced this iconic line to the world.

[Krigginz @Krigginz]

My mom: I can't believe they're letting that criminal (Anna Delvey) perform on Dancing with the Stars.

Me: Yeah, that's almost as ridiculous as letting a criminal run for president.

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

This isn’t white privilege, this is class privilege. Your white coworker could not do this.

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Amen.

[mortygurlswift☁️ @mortygurlswift]

is there anything this woman CANT do????

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[Tim Wise @timjacobwise]

When you send your kids to school there is zero chance they will come back to you "a different gender," but there is certainly a chance they won't come back at all. Yet some of y'all are worried about the former while shrugging about the latter.

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

I went to buy 12 bees from the beekeeper today and he gave me 13.

Thinking it was an accident I told him he gave me one extra.

He said “I know, it’s a freebee”