Julian Critchlow

[Julian Critchlow @CritchlowJulian]

@FedEx

“When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight” was your motto in the late 1970s

“Our most important package is yours” in the 1990’s

“Relax, it's FedEx” in the 2000’s

“Sorry we didn’t delivery on Friday. We are now closed until Monday.” 2026?

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@AzureSupport I am locked out of my Azure account due to a tenant overlap and cannot log in to open a ticket. I am traveling and cannot call. Can you provide a secure link to initiate a manual recovery?

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@networkrail so you close Waterloo at 22:30 with no notice and advise an 80 year old on crutches to climb the 5 flights of stairs in Sandell Street to access Waterloo East… truly jaw dropping.

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@bbcsoutheast A huge achievement - and in double quick time. Congratulations to Chloë.

Chloë takes the record from Alison Streeter MBE who has held it for a huge 26 years.

It is interesting to compare the records of these two titans of English Channel Swimming:

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@JmilnerPharm @TeslaOwnersUK Great to see the pleasure the Tesla brings to Alfie 😍

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@danswimsMCS Good luck! Important to follow these simple instructions: swim to France! Stop!

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Great support to our NHS from @leonrestaurants

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@ClareMoriarty As a member of your DG Cohort, I immensely appreciated your thoughtful guidance during my transition to the civil service. You are a great role model and I was lucky to meet you early on! Wherever you decide to focus your energies in future will be lucky to have you 🍀

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Hello #kentroks

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@Davedoes_ Please could you follow me back so I can direct message you about your Channel Swim (I compile the only comprehensive list of English Channel Swimmers!)

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Twitter may have increased their character limit from 140 but Dan still could fit all 100 @_OlivierGiroud_ goals into 140s! Great to watch!! https://t.co/7OsHbKSZGn

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All 100 of @_OlivierGiroud_’s goals for Arsenal in 140 seconds #AFC

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@gracomorlan Congrats on your channel swim. Please message me offline about adding it to the channel swim database. Best Julian

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@lisaharford1 Fair...you were never great at being apologetic

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@elonmusk I suggest that you ask Donald - he seems to have no shortage! Chilling whilst #SuperCharging @TeslaMotors

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@barr_fletcher Congrats on the swim! Great result! Can you message me offline so I can add your information to my database?

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Julian and his fantastic crew http://t.co/aLwSSm1FtZ

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Final thoughts on my 2-way channel journey http://t.co/9oAidS5N3N

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A difficult one way achieved! http://t.co/CBP4hsoxxK

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If you look to your left you will see Calais http://t.co/mBv0FyKWHJ

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Keep on swimming keep on swimming keep on swimming http://t.co/UsS9uLA282